In Week 11 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ...if Peyton Manning ever plays a sub-par game, most analysts feel Armageddon may soon be upon us.
- ..., as everyone expected in the pre-season, Tampa Bay would be 2-8 and still in playoff contention at this point in the season.
- ...Oakland upper management is likely inquiring commissioner Roger Goodell if they can be rewarded with the first five picks in the draft if they finish the year 0-16.
- ...if I played quarterback for Arizona, we'd probably still find ways to win, in spite of my poor play.
- ...I would never order a Roethlisberger or a Mettenberger if I saw them on a menu.
- ...Dennis Green would never say, "They are who we thought they were!" when referring to any team in the AFC North.
- ...Aaron Rodgers may start playing blindfolded to give himself a bit of a challenge. Even with the blindfold on, however, he'll still complete 60% of his passes and have a 2 : 1 touchdown to interception ratio.
- ..., after falling to the Arizona Cardinals 14-6 on Sunday, Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is now 0-15 against teams with above .500 records on the road. Given my luck, that streak will continue until I bet against him.
- ..., after losing to the then 1-win Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 20 points, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder mumbled to himself, "You see? Our nickname isn't the most offensive thing about this team! Just look at how we play!"
- ...every NFL team is going to start investing more in cloning research and then try to clone as many J.J. Watts as possible.
- ...if Peyton Manning ever plays a sub-par game, most analysts feel Armageddon may soon be upon us.
- ..., as everyone expected in the pre-season, Tampa Bay would be 2-8 and still in playoff contention at this point in the season.
- ...Oakland upper management is likely inquiring commissioner Roger Goodell if they can be rewarded with the first five picks in the draft if they finish the year 0-16.
- ...if I played quarterback for Arizona, we'd probably still find ways to win, in spite of my poor play.
- ...I would never order a Roethlisberger or a Mettenberger if I saw them on a menu.
- ...Dennis Green would never say, "They are who we thought they were!" when referring to any team in the AFC North.
- ...Aaron Rodgers may start playing blindfolded to give himself a bit of a challenge. Even with the blindfold on, however, he'll still complete 60% of his passes and have a 2 : 1 touchdown to interception ratio.
- ..., after falling to the Arizona Cardinals 14-6 on Sunday, Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is now 0-15 against teams with above .500 records on the road. Given my luck, that streak will continue until I bet against him.
- ..., after losing to the then 1-win Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 20 points, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder mumbled to himself, "You see? Our nickname isn't the most offensive thing about this team! Just look at how we play!"
- ...every NFL team is going to start investing more in cloning research and then try to clone as many J.J. Watts as possible.
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