For the first time in her political career, Sarah Palin was damn well certain she gave a great speech, so certain in fact, she dropped the mic as she walked off the stage and then proceeded to give a "suck it" hand gesture to those in attendance.
The most amazing thing about the former Alaska governor's speech was the fact she didn't utter a single word during it. She just stood at the podium with her head held high, her right hand over her heart, and staring at something in the distance, but no one was sure what exactly.
Following the speech, the reviews from everyone were glowing.
John McCain enthusiastically stated, "My friends, that's exactly why I chose her to be my running mate in 2008! You betcha!"
Mitt Romney said, "Well, it looks like it's a good thing I decided not to run for president again. With her in the field, I'd have no chance!"
Former President George W. Bush chimed in as well, saying, "Now, don't misunderestimate me or nothing when I say this, but that could very well go down as the bestest speech in our country's history!"
Even the Democratic National Committee seemed impressed by Palin's speech, writing, "That's, by far and away, the best she's ever sounded!"
When later asked about her powerful wordless speech, Sarah Palin finally uttered a pair of words, when she said, "No comment."
The most amazing thing about the former Alaska governor's speech was the fact she didn't utter a single word during it. She just stood at the podium with her head held high, her right hand over her heart, and staring at something in the distance, but no one was sure what exactly.
Following the speech, the reviews from everyone were glowing.
John McCain enthusiastically stated, "My friends, that's exactly why I chose her to be my running mate in 2008! You betcha!"
Mitt Romney said, "Well, it looks like it's a good thing I decided not to run for president again. With her in the field, I'd have no chance!"
Former President George W. Bush chimed in as well, saying, "Now, don't misunderestimate me or nothing when I say this, but that could very well go down as the bestest speech in our country's history!"
Even the Democratic National Committee seemed impressed by Palin's speech, writing, "That's, by far and away, the best she's ever sounded!"
When later asked about her powerful wordless speech, Sarah Palin finally uttered a pair of words, when she said, "No comment."
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