Approximately 3 weeks after white supremacist Dylann Roof shot and killed nine African-Americans at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina, South Carolina lawmakers finally debated whether or not to remove the Confederate flag from the state Capitol today.
How did the festivities begin? With Republican state Senator Lee Bright going on a crazy rant which could very well land him in the loony bin for at least 24 hours, of course. It went a little something like this:
"I watch the White House be lit up in the abomination colors! It is time for the church to rise up... Romans chapter 1 is clear, the Bible is clear. This nation was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and they are under assault by men in black robes who were not elected by you. ... Our governor called us in to deal with the flag that sits out front, let's deal with the national sin that we face today! We talk about abortion but this gay marriage thing, I believe will be one nation gone under like President Reagan said. If we're not one nation under God, we'll be one nation gone under. And to sanctify deviant behavior from five judges, it's time for us to make our stand, church! It's time to make our stand and we're not doing it. We can rally together and talk about a flag all we want but the devil is taking control of this land and we're not stopping him! Now, I believe that the Christ teaches us to love the homosexual, but he also teaches us to stand in the gap against sin. And we need to make our stand. I know how people of all colors feel about this. Let's find some way to deal with marriage. If we're not going to find some way to deal with marriage like our forefathers did or push back against a tyrannical government like the founders of this nation did, let's at least not put these citizens in South Carolina in a position where they've got to choose between their faith and their jobs."
Yes, when debating about whether or not to remove the Confederate flag from the South Carolina state Capitol, Lee Bright ranted about homosexuality, the legalization of gay marriage in particular. Like I said, his last name is quite misleading. Lee Loony, Lee Douche, Lee Insanity, or Lee Nutty would have been much more fitting. Well, given this crazy rant, I imagine Lee (not so) Bright would make these statements when asked to debate the following topics:
Subject: The designated hitter rule in baseball
Bright: "When I hear the word designated hitter, seven words immediately come to mind: Global warming hoax! I could say more, but I don't think any more needs to be said!"
Subject: Twitter
Bright: "No, I don't do Tweeter, just like I don't do abortions! Planned Parenthood tweets about abortions all the time and that just ain't right! I don't like Planned Parenthood, don't like abortions, and don't like Tweeter!"
Subject: Rap music
Bright: "The only people that speak as fast as rappers are those illegal immigrant Mexican people - you know, them and their Spanglish! They're stealing jobs away from good hard-working people like you and me! Fact!"
Subject: Porn
Bright: "Yeah, I went to high school porn. That was one of the best days of my life! Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time and go do the porn thing every day!"
Subject: Christianity
Bright: "I'll put this as simply as I can: Providing equal marriage rights for gay couples is tyranny, but forcing the Christian religion down the throats everyone in this country is equality!"
No, Lee Bright he is not...
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/the-devil-is-taking-control-watch-sc-senator-derail-confederate-flag-debate-with-insane-gay-marriage-rant/
How did the festivities begin? With Republican state Senator Lee Bright going on a crazy rant which could very well land him in the loony bin for at least 24 hours, of course. It went a little something like this:
"I watch the White House be lit up in the abomination colors! It is time for the church to rise up... Romans chapter 1 is clear, the Bible is clear. This nation was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and they are under assault by men in black robes who were not elected by you. ... Our governor called us in to deal with the flag that sits out front, let's deal with the national sin that we face today! We talk about abortion but this gay marriage thing, I believe will be one nation gone under like President Reagan said. If we're not one nation under God, we'll be one nation gone under. And to sanctify deviant behavior from five judges, it's time for us to make our stand, church! It's time to make our stand and we're not doing it. We can rally together and talk about a flag all we want but the devil is taking control of this land and we're not stopping him! Now, I believe that the Christ teaches us to love the homosexual, but he also teaches us to stand in the gap against sin. And we need to make our stand. I know how people of all colors feel about this. Let's find some way to deal with marriage. If we're not going to find some way to deal with marriage like our forefathers did or push back against a tyrannical government like the founders of this nation did, let's at least not put these citizens in South Carolina in a position where they've got to choose between their faith and their jobs."
Yes, when debating about whether or not to remove the Confederate flag from the South Carolina state Capitol, Lee Bright ranted about homosexuality, the legalization of gay marriage in particular. Like I said, his last name is quite misleading. Lee Loony, Lee Douche, Lee Insanity, or Lee Nutty would have been much more fitting. Well, given this crazy rant, I imagine Lee (not so) Bright would make these statements when asked to debate the following topics:
Subject: The designated hitter rule in baseball
Bright: "When I hear the word designated hitter, seven words immediately come to mind: Global warming hoax! I could say more, but I don't think any more needs to be said!"
Subject: Twitter
Bright: "No, I don't do Tweeter, just like I don't do abortions! Planned Parenthood tweets about abortions all the time and that just ain't right! I don't like Planned Parenthood, don't like abortions, and don't like Tweeter!"
Subject: Rap music
Bright: "The only people that speak as fast as rappers are those illegal immigrant Mexican people - you know, them and their Spanglish! They're stealing jobs away from good hard-working people like you and me! Fact!"
Subject: Porn
Bright: "Yeah, I went to high school porn. That was one of the best days of my life! Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time and go do the porn thing every day!"
Subject: Christianity
Bright: "I'll put this as simply as I can: Providing equal marriage rights for gay couples is tyranny, but forcing the Christian religion down the throats everyone in this country is equality!"
No, Lee Bright he is not...
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/the-devil-is-taking-control-watch-sc-senator-derail-confederate-flag-debate-with-insane-gay-marriage-rant/
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