#GOPDebate

For the 10th time, I watched the GOP presidential debate and made sarcastic tweets throughout the proceedings. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (you can check out all my tweets here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Cruz: "If you're a liberal, you can't support the Constitution. I, however, am 100% behind the parts of the Constitution I like!"
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63 Likes, 40 Retweets

2) Rubio: "You lie!"
Trump: "No, you lie!"
Cruz: "You both lie!"
Rubio/Trump: "You do!"
Kasich/Carson: "WTF?!?"
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42 Likes, 30 Retweets

3) Cruz: "I will rescind all of Obama's 231 illegal executive actions, but not any of Reagan's 381 Constitutional ones!"
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33 Likes, 35 Retweets

4) Kasich: "Why are we here?"
Carson: "I don't drink, but wanna grab a beer after this?"
Kasich: "I started drinking 20 min. ago."
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42 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) Rubio:"We are the party of diversity!"
Congress minorities: Dems 81 (34.6%), Reps 16 (5.3%)
Women: Dems 79 (33.8%), Reps 29 (9.7%)
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23 Likes, 28 Retweets

6) Cruz: "If you say you don't want people dying on the streets from health problems, that makes you a bad person & a liberal!"
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26 Likes, 15 Retweets

7) Wolf: "Marco, Ted, Donald, please go to separate corners and try not to talk for at least 2 seconds. Thank you."
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19 Likes, 14 Retweets

7) Carson :: starts talking ::

5 minutes later
Wolf: "Sorry, I fell asleep. Where was I?"
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24 Likes, 9 Retweets

9) Rubio: "He's (Trump) repeating himself. Now let me repeat myself that he has been repeating himself four more times."
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18 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) Carson: "For my closing thoughts, let's join hands and sing kumbaya."
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18 Likes, 10 Retweets

11) Carson: "Why am I not getting asked anything? I have things to say! Okay, so Israel is like our precious little baby..."
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19 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) Carson: "We can't be giving extra rights. Gays want equal marriage rights, which means they get more than non-gays, you know?"
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13 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) Trump: "Hey, you wanna piece of this? Let's go!"

Rubio: "Can I get some water first?"
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15 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) Wolf: "How will you make Mexico pay for the wall when they say they won't?"

Trump: "I just will & the wall got 10 ft bigger!"
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11 Likes, 8 Retweets

15) Rubio: "Remember what I said before about checking Google on my prior claim? Yeah, don't do that with what I'm about to say."
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13 Likes, 5 Retweets

16) Trump: "For my opening statement, I'm going to win a bet by saying the word 'big' 25 times within the span of 10 seconds."
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11 Likes, 3 Retweets

17) Rubio: "Don't Google 99% of the things I say, but this one time I ask for people to fact-check my words. Thank you."
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7 Likes, 6 Retweets

Totals: 397 Likes, 244 Retweets (averages of 23.4 Likes, 14.4 Retweets)