I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpHistoryLecture on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "The best book like ever was written by my lovely wife, Melania. It's called, "Michelle Obama: In Her Own Words'."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
573 Likes, 172 Retweets
2) "It's like JFK said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for the top 1% in your country.'"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
282 Likes, 113 Retweets
3) "The crooked Chinese took their Great Wall idea from me! Sad!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
190 Likes, 64 Retweets
4) "The Cold War is proof there's no global warming, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
160 Likes, 64 Retweets
5) "On 6/26/15, the sanctity of marriage was ruined by the gays. Hopefully I'll make marriage great again with wife #4."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
113 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) "The earth was flat; then it became round; and now we're not sure anymore, so I call it flaroundish."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
107 Likes, 31 Retweets
7) "It's been long known that babies come out of women's wherevers."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
100 Likes, 24 Retweets
8) "What do the Great Depression, Holocaust, Hurricane Katrina, Jesus' crucifixion, & AIDS have in common? Obama's fault!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
99 Likes, 23 Retweets
9) "Trump University was an Ivy League school, just as bigly good as Brown, Yale, Princetown, and Harbaugh or whatever."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
80 Likes, 29 Retweets
10) "If there's hard evidence of something, but you deny it, it never happened! Period!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
11) "Throughout our history, presidents have not been ready to make that 3 am tweet, but I will, like bigly big league!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
51 Likes, 15 Retweets
12) "When the Intranets came out, we learned facts like how Lincoln used to tweet & how the GOP hasn't changed since him."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
44 Likes, 18 Retweets
13) "Mary was a virgin; had a baby - The Jesus; sh*t happened, like bigly; and we're all saved. Get it? Got it? Good."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
35 Likes, 14 Retweets
14) "Why is it called history? Because I grabbed herstory by the pussy &... Wait, that never happened! It was consensual!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
41 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) "So there was this guy. There was this monkey. ...and AIDS."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) "The Civil War was named that b/c, like, one guy would go to another guy & say, 'Excuse me, sir,' and then bang bang."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) "Today we'll be talking about pay-to-play. Side-note, I paid-to-play w/this gal in Russia once - Chastity McSugartits."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
18) "Every person who has ever used logic in an argument will forever be cursed with not getting laid. That's a fact."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) "Ever heard of those CliffsNotes thingies? Wanna know who wrote those? Cliff Clavin. Norm was his editor."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
20) "Awards are often symbols for suckitude. This makes Meryl Streep & her 157 awards the bigliest suckitude of all!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
21) "There was a little bit of this, a little bit of that, big league bits of the other, & that's how Hitler died, folks."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
22) "This is recent history, but John Lewis proved that the only racists are black people. Fact!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) "Santa Claus was the biggest socialist ever! I call his main deer guy Marx the red-nosed reindeer. Cute, isn't it?"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) "All respected musical historians think Springsteen sucks, as does his cover band, but their cover band might be okay."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
25) "That i-before-e-except-after-c rule was invented by this weird foreign guy, and is true, 100% true, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) "Racism never existed. It was just some insider term track stars used during the Olympics one time."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
27) "So a drunk Columbus fooled many calling the first people here Indians. It's like me telling people I'm smart."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
27) "'The Apprentice' is what started making television great again, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) "Way back in the day we learned that when a guy does his thing & a girl does her thing, that's how babies are made."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 2,246 Likes, 709 Retweets (Averages of 77.4 Likes, 24.4 Retweets)
1) "The best book like ever was written by my lovely wife, Melania. It's called, "Michelle Obama: In Her Own Words'."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
573 Likes, 172 Retweets
2) "It's like JFK said: 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for the top 1% in your country.'"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
282 Likes, 113 Retweets
3) "The crooked Chinese took their Great Wall idea from me! Sad!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
190 Likes, 64 Retweets
4) "The Cold War is proof there's no global warming, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
160 Likes, 64 Retweets
5) "On 6/26/15, the sanctity of marriage was ruined by the gays. Hopefully I'll make marriage great again with wife #4."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
113 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) "The earth was flat; then it became round; and now we're not sure anymore, so I call it flaroundish."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
107 Likes, 31 Retweets
7) "It's been long known that babies come out of women's wherevers."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
100 Likes, 24 Retweets
8) "What do the Great Depression, Holocaust, Hurricane Katrina, Jesus' crucifixion, & AIDS have in common? Obama's fault!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
99 Likes, 23 Retweets
9) "Trump University was an Ivy League school, just as bigly good as Brown, Yale, Princetown, and Harbaugh or whatever."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
80 Likes, 29 Retweets
10) "If there's hard evidence of something, but you deny it, it never happened! Period!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
79 Likes, 23 Retweets
11) "Throughout our history, presidents have not been ready to make that 3 am tweet, but I will, like bigly big league!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
51 Likes, 15 Retweets
12) "When the Intranets came out, we learned facts like how Lincoln used to tweet & how the GOP hasn't changed since him."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
44 Likes, 18 Retweets
13) "Mary was a virgin; had a baby - The Jesus; sh*t happened, like bigly; and we're all saved. Get it? Got it? Good."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
35 Likes, 14 Retweets
14) "Why is it called history? Because I grabbed herstory by the pussy &... Wait, that never happened! It was consensual!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
41 Likes, 7 Retweets
15) "So there was this guy. There was this monkey. ...and AIDS."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
15) "The Civil War was named that b/c, like, one guy would go to another guy & say, 'Excuse me, sir,' and then bang bang."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) "Today we'll be talking about pay-to-play. Side-note, I paid-to-play w/this gal in Russia once - Chastity McSugartits."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
28 Likes, 8 Retweets
18) "Every person who has ever used logic in an argument will forever be cursed with not getting laid. That's a fact."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) "Ever heard of those CliffsNotes thingies? Wanna know who wrote those? Cliff Clavin. Norm was his editor."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
20) "Awards are often symbols for suckitude. This makes Meryl Streep & her 157 awards the bigliest suckitude of all!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
21) "There was a little bit of this, a little bit of that, big league bits of the other, & that's how Hitler died, folks."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
21 Likes, 4 Retweets
22) "This is recent history, but John Lewis proved that the only racists are black people. Fact!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
16 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) "Santa Claus was the biggest socialist ever! I call his main deer guy Marx the red-nosed reindeer. Cute, isn't it?"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) "All respected musical historians think Springsteen sucks, as does his cover band, but their cover band might be okay."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
18 Likes, 0 Retweets
25) "That i-before-e-except-after-c rule was invented by this weird foreign guy, and is true, 100% true, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) "Racism never existed. It was just some insider term track stars used during the Olympics one time."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
27) "So a drunk Columbus fooled many calling the first people here Indians. It's like me telling people I'm smart."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
27) "'The Apprentice' is what started making television great again, believe me!"
#TrumpHistoryLecture
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) "Way back in the day we learned that when a guy does his thing & a girl does her thing, that's how babies are made."
#TrumpHistoryLecture
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 2,246 Likes, 709 Retweets (Averages of 77.4 Likes, 24.4 Retweets)
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