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"71% of Alabama Republicans"

I had some fun with the trending hashtag "71% of Alabama Republicans" the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here -https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "If someone did to our daughters what Roy did to others' daughters, we'd shoot 'em dead. But since it ain't our daughters and Roy Moore's a Republican, we'll vote for him. That's family values right there."
1,077 Likes, 477 Retweets

2) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "There are three things we believe in: God, football, math, and pedophilia."
291 Likes, 96 Retweets

3) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "Roy Moore is a good Christian man because he says he is."

I'm sorry, but if a man is shouting he's a good Christian man while nearly raping a girl, he's not a good man in any sense of the word.
121 Likes, 46 Retweets

4) Roy Moore gets banned from a mall, calls a girl at school, nearly rapes one, assaults and harasses many others.

71% of Alabama Republicans: "Yeah, that sounds pretty fishy. Are we sure Democrats weren't calling them girls pretending to be him? That'd make more sense!"
85 Likes, 42 Retweets

5) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "The three things we hold dearest to our hearts is God, family, and pedophiles."
62 Likes, 22 Retweets

6) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "Roy Moore failed a lie detector? Ain't them things made by CNN? So yeah, they're liberally-biased."
53 Likes, 14 Retweets

7) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "What to do on Tuesday? 1) Pray to the perfect person and aspire to be more like him. 2) Take the grandkids to that Chucky Cheese place or whatever it's called. 3) Vote for a pedophile."
44 Likes, 13 Retweets

8) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "There's video of Roy Moore doin' that? Lots of witnesses? Nah. That can't be right. Was Bill Clinton there? He was in another country? Yeah, he did it."
29 Likes, 12 Retweets

9) Rule of thumb: Believe the victim.
71% of Alabama Republicans: "The victim here is Roy Moore, ya'll! He sexually harassed and assaulted young girls, they called him out for it, and look how hurt he is by that. So sad."
23 Likes, 11 Retweets

10) 71% of Alabama Republicans: "Roy Moore loves the little children, all the children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Roy Moore loves all the children of the world."
21 Likes, 10 Retweets

Totals: 1,806 Likes, 743 Retweets (Averages of 180.6 LIkes, 74.3 Retweets)
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