#WhyBritsDontWantTrump

I had some fun with the (short-lived) trending hashtag #WhyBritsDontWantTrump on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Because he's a bloody wanker.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
58 Likes, 13 Retweets

2) Because he's all mouth and no trousers.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
18 Likes, 6 Retweets

3) Because any time he moves his lips, it leaves everyone with functioning brains bigly gobsmacked.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

4) Because whenever he's asked to cite specifics, he provides nothing but doofers.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
12 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) Because he should just bugger off.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

6) Because he's a damp squib.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Because he commits too many cock ups.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
9 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Because Brits get knackered just from thinking about it.
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11 Likes, 0 Retweets

9) Because he's about as pleasant as pavement pizza.
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Because it's all but inevitable he'll cause at least three kerfuffles.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Because he's bent as a nine-bob note
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) Because he spouts nothing but tosh.
#WhyBritsDontWantTrump
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) Because Trump is bloody numpty.
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 183 Likes, 40 Retweets (Averages of 14.1 Likes, 3.1 Retweets)