In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ..., in Chicago, Akiem Hicks is now known as the mini-fridge. William Perry strongly agrees.
- ...even eagles and pilots don't recognize Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers without his goatee.
- ...when proposing to Gisele, Tom Brady probably took a knee on one of her feet.
- ...Jeff Driskel is who Cincinnati Bengals' fans have long been wishing for - meaning he's the guy who will help finally end the Marvin Lewis tenure. There's a reason his initials of JD sound so similar to JC...
- ...it now appears that, after his playing days are done, Seattle Seahawks place-kicker Sebastian Janikowski will either start singing opera or become a contestant on the show The Biggest Loser.
- ... , at the next Olympics, New York Giants tailback Saquon Barkley will compete in the following events: High jump, long jump, triple jump, 40-meter dash, hurdles, and a new one called "making something out of nothing behind a porous New York Giants offensive line." He's bound to place in at least one of these - yes, the hurdles...
- ...Cleveland Browns quarterback Baker Mayfield apparently suffers from a condition known as BJ, which is Jersey Blindness for dyslexics.
- ...former Kansas City Chiefs running back Kareem Hunt will now join ex-Baltimore Ravens tailback Ray Rice in the upcoming Mel Gibson-directed film, What Women Don't Want.
- ...the San Francisco 49ers' defense whines, cries, and complains so much, they often get mistaken for an NBA team.
- ...Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder's wish of his team's playoff hopes resting on the shoulders of a man who has been nicknamed butt-fumble Sanchez has finally come true. Congratulations.
Yes! The constant whining, crying, and complaining that make up at least 98% of every NBA game are the reasons it's almost impossible for me to watch an entire game start to finish. I just can't seem to muster the kind of sympathy they're looking for. Awww, you poor thing, you're getting paid millions of dollars to bounce a ball, and another player had the nerve to sneeze in your general direction??? I know the solution, let's cry about it... Just don't look for me to pass the Kleenex. I just had a thought. The NHL has a penalty box. Would the NBA equivalent be the Time Out Chair? Lol and another great post! :)
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