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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 208: "'Donnie and the Feds' (parody based off Elton John's song, 'Bennie and the Jets')" is now available!

The latest episode off my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'Donnie and the Feds' (parody based of Elton John's song, 'Bennie and the Jets')," is now available! 

Here are the lyrics:

"Donnie and the Feds" (parody to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")

MAGAts, better look on Twitter

Donnie raided for nothing

‘Cept stealing something nuclear

Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone

Who wears a crown

So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn

For he’s going down

 

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

 

MAGAts, they’re coming for you next

Clear your search hist’ry

And don’t steal White House documents

Because watching porn is the same as treason

Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise

They’re just blind from whacking-off

 

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

 

So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out

Their heads deep up his ass

D-D-D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y

Without ol’ Donnie’s consent

Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked

His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5

D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds

 

Donnie, Donnie and the Feds

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds, the Feds, the Feds

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie and the Feds

 

 

The song can be heard here. - 

https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/donnie-and-the-feds-parody-based-on-elton-john-s-song-bennie-and-the-jets/

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