After defeating Manny Pacquiao on Saturday night, boxing great Floyd Mayweather said that after his boxing career comes to a close, he's going to become a dance instructor.
"If there's one thing I like more than punching people in the face, it's dancing," said the 38-year-old Mayweather, adding, "Whether it's in the ring, with the press, or elsewhere, there's one thing I've always excelled at, and that's dancing."
When asked what type of dancing Mayweather would teach, he said this:
"There isn't really a specific name for my kind of dancing. It's different from any other kind of dancing. With the dancing I'm gonna teach, guys all over the world will start taking their ladies out on the dance-floor, with their fists raised up, moving their heads side to side, and trying to keep as far away from these women as possible. Every now and again, perhaps toward the mid portions of songs, guys will reach out for their dance partners and wrap their arms around them until the women push them off. Then, every now and again, they'll kind of bounce around in circles around these ladies before moving in again and starting the cycle all over again. It takes a lot of energy out of you to do this off and on for up to 36 minutes at a time, let alone trying to avoid women flinging purses at your face or spraying Mace toward you. You know what? Now that I've thought about it, that Duck Dynasty was a hit show; perhaps I'll just call this 'Defensive Duck Dancing,' or DDD. Yeah, that sounds good."
I then asked the boxing great if his dancing class would be as boring as his fights, and he responded, "Yeah, probably, but people will still pay money to see it live on pay-per-view. This time, though, I'll probably only charge $50 per lesson. It's a bargain if you ask me."
Lastly, after asking him a question concerning his domestic violence allegations, Mayweather danced around the subject entirely before singing Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself."
After reading this article, Manny Pacquiao reportedly said, "'Dancing With Myself'? In or out of the ring, how fitting..."
"If there's one thing I like more than punching people in the face, it's dancing," said the 38-year-old Mayweather, adding, "Whether it's in the ring, with the press, or elsewhere, there's one thing I've always excelled at, and that's dancing."
When asked what type of dancing Mayweather would teach, he said this:
"There isn't really a specific name for my kind of dancing. It's different from any other kind of dancing. With the dancing I'm gonna teach, guys all over the world will start taking their ladies out on the dance-floor, with their fists raised up, moving their heads side to side, and trying to keep as far away from these women as possible. Every now and again, perhaps toward the mid portions of songs, guys will reach out for their dance partners and wrap their arms around them until the women push them off. Then, every now and again, they'll kind of bounce around in circles around these ladies before moving in again and starting the cycle all over again. It takes a lot of energy out of you to do this off and on for up to 36 minutes at a time, let alone trying to avoid women flinging purses at your face or spraying Mace toward you. You know what? Now that I've thought about it, that Duck Dynasty was a hit show; perhaps I'll just call this 'Defensive Duck Dancing,' or DDD. Yeah, that sounds good."
I then asked the boxing great if his dancing class would be as boring as his fights, and he responded, "Yeah, probably, but people will still pay money to see it live on pay-per-view. This time, though, I'll probably only charge $50 per lesson. It's a bargain if you ask me."
Lastly, after asking him a question concerning his domestic violence allegations, Mayweather danced around the subject entirely before singing Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself."
After reading this article, Manny Pacquiao reportedly said, "'Dancing With Myself'? In or out of the ring, how fitting..."
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