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My new book, "The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President," is now available!

I stumbled upon a writing competition about a month ago (or so). It required a 5,000+ word composition which had yet to be published. For whatever reason, an idea immediately sprung to mind - a satire inspired by the most recent general election - and I went to work. For as skeptical as I was at times, I was able to complete the book by the contest's deadline and it's now available on Kindle for just $0.99. The book's title is The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President, will likely be the shortest and cheapest book I'll ever write (just over 6,000 words), and if you're at all curious, you can look at and/or purchase it here:

https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_12?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1495159334&sr=1-12&keywords=art+of+the+steal

Here's a quick summary of the book: 

 "Whether it was money, gifts, house work, or his grades at school, Ronald Chump had everything handed to him through his first 14 years in life. From getting $1,000 for asking the house maid to clean his room to being promised a Lexus on his 16th birthday to receiving straight 'A’s' due to his father guaranteeing the school principal a big return on his investment in Chump University, Ronald had been handed everything to this point in life, but was still left unsatisfied, and now is running for school president."
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