Even though polls are showcasing a public approval rating of just 17% for the Obamacare-repeal-and-replace bill, Republican lawmakers appear to be on the verge of going ahead with their healthcare reform package, which would include the death of 23 million people via elephants pummeling them after being dropped from the Statue of Liberty.
With regard to the measure, House Speaker Paul Ryan had this to say:
"Obamacare is failing. People are spending way too much money. There aren't enough options. People are going bankrupt. It's just not working. So what we need to do is offer a sure-fire option, and that's dropping a 12,000 lb. animal from 305 feet in the air right onto a person who will no longer have to worry about paying Obamacare's ridiculous premiums!"
After hearing this, it's been rumored that Lady Liberty altered her pose from holding a torch to giving herself a facepalm.
With regard to the measure, House Speaker Paul Ryan had this to say:
"Obamacare is failing. People are spending way too much money. There aren't enough options. People are going bankrupt. It's just not working. So what we need to do is offer a sure-fire option, and that's dropping a 12,000 lb. animal from 305 feet in the air right onto a person who will no longer have to worry about paying Obamacare's ridiculous premiums!"
After hearing this, it's been rumored that Lady Liberty altered her pose from holding a torch to giving herself a facepalm.
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