In a series of posts, I will be previewing my upcoming book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 7: Obstruction of Conscience. Here is part 4 of that preview:
Contents
Introduction - Obstruction of Conscience – p. 8
A Fictional Foreward – p. 9
Missouri State Representative compares abortion to buying a car – p. 10
Fox News has a one-track mind – p. 11
Irony in the world of Michele Bachmann – p. 15
Rick Perry with another "oops" moment... - p. 17
Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism – p. 18
When the temperature on Earth and Mars was exactly the same... - p. 20
BREAKING NEWS: Voters to Sue House Republicans for Not Doing Anything While in Office! - p. 22
A personal ad brought to you by Louie Gohmert – p. 25
What if the Tea Party viewed parents the same way they seem to view the government? - p. 27
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder "feels your pain," or something... - p. 30
GOP: "Whatever Obama says, we say the opposite!" - p. 32
Don Jr. teaches his daughter about what he believes socialism to be... - p. 33
Dope of the Week: North Carolina House Republican Robert Pittenger – p. 35
GOP Strategy: After uttering crazy remarks, blame the media for reporting them! - p. 37
The "global apology" Sarah Palin should have issued... - p. 39
The Royal Rumble: Palin Edition - p. 40
"How to Distort History" brought to you by the GOP – p. 45
"What's the address of the White House?" Sarah Palin would see as a "gotcha question..." - p. 47
My counter to the GOP's revised version of "The Little Red Hen" – p. 48
Chuck Todd smokes (Roy) Blunt on "Meet the Press" – p. 52
GOP candidate Anthony Culler: "Gays are like gremlins (you know, like in the movie)!" - p. 55
Flip-flopping with John Kasich – p. 57
"Joni Ernst, would you please define 'fact' for me? That's 'fact' - 'F - A - C - T' - 'fact.'" - p. 61
"I'm not a scientist..." - p. 62
"Sex with Unconscious People is Not Always Rape" brought to you by Utah Representative Brian
Greene – p. 63
Giuliani: "Obama doesn't love America" – p. 66
The irony of the far-right claiming this country was founded on "Christian" principles... - p. 72
Vaginas = Butts according to Idaho State Representative Vito Barbieri – p. 73
What exactly does the Constitution mean to many self-described "Constitutional" conservatives? - p. 76
Tom Cotton won't be teaching world geography any time soon – p. 77
Rand Paul's crazy hair has gone to his head (yes, in more ways than one)... - p. 79
Michele Fiore calls a black man "colored" while claiming racism is over – p. 80
Ignoramus Tom Cotton strikes again! - p. 80
Jeb Bush was apparently Hispanic in 2009 – p. 82
In or out of office, Allen West is cray-cray – p. 82
Iowa State Rep. Greg Heartsill asks the tough question: "What does LGBTQ stand for?" - p. 85
South Carolina state Senator Lee Bright's last name is quite misleading – p. 86
New PPP poll: GOPers are as crazy as ever! - p. 88
Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) shows off the worst, most misleading chart in history – p. 90
30% of Republicans want to bomb a fictional place – p. 92
A nonsensical parable brought to you by Facebook conservatives – p. 93
Sarah Palin the Science Guy! - p. 95
Carlos Beruff: "Whatever out of context means, yeah, that's what happened..." - p. 97
GOP: "To improve your health, we must destroy your health." - p. 99
If Kim Davis and the far-right got their way... - p. 100
The rationale of a RWNJ – p. 103
The Constitution: Modern-Day Republican Version – p. 105
The linguistic acrobatics of Donald Trump – p. 107
Hannity tries his hand at comedy... - p. 110
Inspirer of the Year: Kennedy Montgomery – p. 113
Corey Lewandowski needs to stop sniffing glue... - p. 115
Donald Trump reads Hallmark cards to heal a wounded nation – p. 118
Trump's positive news briefings – p. 119
Donald Trump's National Anthem – p. 121
Donald Trump Recreates MLK's "I Have a Dream" Speech – p. 122
References – p. 124
Acknowledgements – p. 137
About the Author – p. 138
While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:
Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
Contents
Introduction - Obstruction of Conscience – p. 8
A Fictional Foreward – p. 9
Missouri State Representative compares abortion to buying a car – p. 10
Fox News has a one-track mind – p. 11
Irony in the world of Michele Bachmann – p. 15
Rick Perry with another "oops" moment... - p. 17
Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism – p. 18
When the temperature on Earth and Mars was exactly the same... - p. 20
BREAKING NEWS: Voters to Sue House Republicans for Not Doing Anything While in Office! - p. 22
A personal ad brought to you by Louie Gohmert – p. 25
What if the Tea Party viewed parents the same way they seem to view the government? - p. 27
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder "feels your pain," or something... - p. 30
GOP: "Whatever Obama says, we say the opposite!" - p. 32
Don Jr. teaches his daughter about what he believes socialism to be... - p. 33
Dope of the Week: North Carolina House Republican Robert Pittenger – p. 35
GOP Strategy: After uttering crazy remarks, blame the media for reporting them! - p. 37
The "global apology" Sarah Palin should have issued... - p. 39
The Royal Rumble: Palin Edition - p. 40
"How to Distort History" brought to you by the GOP – p. 45
"What's the address of the White House?" Sarah Palin would see as a "gotcha question..." - p. 47
My counter to the GOP's revised version of "The Little Red Hen" – p. 48
Chuck Todd smokes (Roy) Blunt on "Meet the Press" – p. 52
GOP candidate Anthony Culler: "Gays are like gremlins (you know, like in the movie)!" - p. 55
Flip-flopping with John Kasich – p. 57
"Joni Ernst, would you please define 'fact' for me? That's 'fact' - 'F - A - C - T' - 'fact.'" - p. 61
"I'm not a scientist..." - p. 62
"Sex with Unconscious People is Not Always Rape" brought to you by Utah Representative Brian
Greene – p. 63
Giuliani: "Obama doesn't love America" – p. 66
The irony of the far-right claiming this country was founded on "Christian" principles... - p. 72
Vaginas = Butts according to Idaho State Representative Vito Barbieri – p. 73
What exactly does the Constitution mean to many self-described "Constitutional" conservatives? - p. 76
Tom Cotton won't be teaching world geography any time soon – p. 77
Rand Paul's crazy hair has gone to his head (yes, in more ways than one)... - p. 79
Michele Fiore calls a black man "colored" while claiming racism is over – p. 80
Ignoramus Tom Cotton strikes again! - p. 80
Jeb Bush was apparently Hispanic in 2009 – p. 82
In or out of office, Allen West is cray-cray – p. 82
Iowa State Rep. Greg Heartsill asks the tough question: "What does LGBTQ stand for?" - p. 85
South Carolina state Senator Lee Bright's last name is quite misleading – p. 86
New PPP poll: GOPers are as crazy as ever! - p. 88
Representative Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) shows off the worst, most misleading chart in history – p. 90
30% of Republicans want to bomb a fictional place – p. 92
A nonsensical parable brought to you by Facebook conservatives – p. 93
Sarah Palin the Science Guy! - p. 95
Carlos Beruff: "Whatever out of context means, yeah, that's what happened..." - p. 97
GOP: "To improve your health, we must destroy your health." - p. 99
If Kim Davis and the far-right got their way... - p. 100
The rationale of a RWNJ – p. 103
The Constitution: Modern-Day Republican Version – p. 105
The linguistic acrobatics of Donald Trump – p. 107
Hannity tries his hand at comedy... - p. 110
Inspirer of the Year: Kennedy Montgomery – p. 113
Corey Lewandowski needs to stop sniffing glue... - p. 115
Donald Trump reads Hallmark cards to heal a wounded nation – p. 118
Trump's positive news briefings – p. 119
Donald Trump's National Anthem – p. 121
Donald Trump Recreates MLK's "I Have a Dream" Speech – p. 122
References – p. 124
Acknowledgements – p. 137
About the Author – p. 138
While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites:
Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz
Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
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