Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 45: "'Lysol': A Donald Trump Parody," is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast (I Feel Snitty), entitled, "'Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody," is now available!

Here are the lyrics to the parody:

"Lysol" (to the tune of Oasis's "Wonderwall")

Today is gonna be a day
I speak gobbledygook to you
By now you should've realized
This is what I f*ckin' do
I don't believe that anybody
Knows what I'm about to do right now

Dumb speak, the words are in my head
Ready to finally come out
I'm sure you've never heard them before
Unless you're a fake doctor named Gout
I don't believe anybody will look
As stupid as I'm about to now

And none of the wheels in my head are turning
And all the light bulbs up there aren't working
There are many ways that I would
Like to save my ass
Perhaps this is how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Lysol

Today is gonna be a day
I'm gonna suggest you eat some poo
Jam Sharpies in your nose somehow
Maybe eat my tax returns too
I don't believe that anybody
Knows what I'm about to do right now

And none of the wheels in my head are turning
And all the light bulbs up there aren't working
There are many ways that I would
Like to save my ass
Perhaps this is how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Lysol

I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Lysol

I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)

The full episode/song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lysol-a-donald-trump-parody/