I was on a roll with trending hashtags yesterday. Here are my posts with regard to the hashtags #Bad1stDateOmens and #FakeCampingFacts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) She says, "You know my father wants to bang me? You may have heard of him - Trump, Donald Trump."
#Bad1stDateOmens
40 Likes, 15 Retweets
2) The best way to keep bears away is by singing Nickelback songs around the campfire (actually that might be true).
#FakeCampingFacts
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
3) Donald Trump once said, "I know camping; I have the best campings."
#FakeCampingFacts
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
4) She just went bar-hopping w/Dick Cheney, brought a gun, & her first words are, "Has anyone ever said you look like a bird?"
#Bad1stDateOmens
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) The only fish you'll need is Big Mouth Billy Bass.
#FakeCampingFacts
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) She makes Ben Carson sound exciting.
#Bad1stDateOmens
9 Likes, 4 Retweets
7) Everything you need to know can be read in the book "Tim The Tool Man Taylor's Guide to Camping in Your Parents' Backyard"
#FakeCampingFacts
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) When laying out the payment options, she gets up, taps people on the heads, and says, "Dutch, Dutch, goose!"
#Bad1stDateOmens
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
8) The first rule of Camp Club is to talk nonstop about Camp Club so that more than two people show up for once.
#FakeCampingFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) It's always most effective to pitch a tent while drunk and doing the Hokey Pokey.
#FakeCampingFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) When women say they like long walks on the beach, what they really mean is they like long walks where bears & skunks sh*t.
#FakeCampingFacts
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
12) Campfire stories are always scariest when they start with the words, "Mary Poppins started singing..."
#FakeCampingFacts
3 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 195 Likes, 50 Retweets (Averages of 16.3 Likes, 4.2 Retweets)
1) She says, "You know my father wants to bang me? You may have heard of him - Trump, Donald Trump."
#Bad1stDateOmens
40 Likes, 15 Retweets
2) The best way to keep bears away is by singing Nickelback songs around the campfire (actually that might be true).
#FakeCampingFacts
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
3) Donald Trump once said, "I know camping; I have the best campings."
#FakeCampingFacts
30 Likes, 5 Retweets
4) She just went bar-hopping w/Dick Cheney, brought a gun, & her first words are, "Has anyone ever said you look like a bird?"
#Bad1stDateOmens
22 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) The only fish you'll need is Big Mouth Billy Bass.
#FakeCampingFacts
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) She makes Ben Carson sound exciting.
#Bad1stDateOmens
9 Likes, 4 Retweets
7) Everything you need to know can be read in the book "Tim The Tool Man Taylor's Guide to Camping in Your Parents' Backyard"
#FakeCampingFacts
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) When laying out the payment options, she gets up, taps people on the heads, and says, "Dutch, Dutch, goose!"
#Bad1stDateOmens
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
8) The first rule of Camp Club is to talk nonstop about Camp Club so that more than two people show up for once.
#FakeCampingFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) It's always most effective to pitch a tent while drunk and doing the Hokey Pokey.
#FakeCampingFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) When women say they like long walks on the beach, what they really mean is they like long walks where bears & skunks sh*t.
#FakeCampingFacts
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
12) Campfire stories are always scariest when they start with the words, "Mary Poppins started singing..."
#FakeCampingFacts
3 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 195 Likes, 50 Retweets (Averages of 16.3 Likes, 4.2 Retweets)
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