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The DNC on Twitter: Day 2

As I said I'd do, I live-tweeted day 2 of the Democratic National Convention. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) DNC: "We want to provide hope, inspiration, make you feel love."

RNC: "We want to provide massive panic attacks 24/7."
#DemsInPhilly
226 Likes, 122 Retweets

2) Clinton: "I'm gonna give you a detailed story about how Hillary/I met & how much she's accomplished."
Trump: "My wife's hot."
#DemsInPhilly
219 Likes, 112 Retweets

3) DNC: "We made history nominating the 1st woman!"

RNC: "We made history nom. the 1st Oompa Loompa!"
#DemsInPhilly
199 Likes, 106 Retweets

4) Trump: "Siri, what are these things Bill Clinton is talking about? Please give me the 3rd-grade version of it. Thanks."
#DemsInPhilly
174 Likes, 75 Retweets

DNC nomination song: "Happy"

5) RNC nomination song: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
#DemsInPhilly
150 Likes, 77 Retweets

6) RNC: "Guns are more important than people, our friends!"

Yeah, tell these mothers that...
#DemsInPhilly
89 Likes, 67 Retweets

7) DNC: "All women's lives matter!"
RNC: "Yeah, except when it comes to: Equal pay, paid family leave, reproductive rights, etc."
#DemsInPhilly
95 Likes, 56 Retweets

8) DNC: "We've officially broken the glass ceiling!"

Trump: "I have many many yuge bigly beautiful glass ceilings."
#DemsInPhilly
92 Likes, 28 Retweets

9) Trump: "Melania, are you listening to this? Bill is a gooder speaker than me. Here, take some notes. I might use this later."
#DemsInPhilly
84 Likes, 34 Retweets

10) Dems: "Let's get people to vote!"
Reps: "Let's make it easier for the blind to own guns than blacks to vote! Is this mic on?"
#DemsInPhilly
70 Likes, 43 Retweets

11) Michelle Obama: "The White House was built by slaves!"
Texas history books: "By who? Is that the person's first or last name?"
#DemsInPhilly
65 Likes, 24 Retweets

12) DNC: "Which Oscar winners should we invite?"

RNC: "Can we get any actors that don't rhyme with Dot Mayo or Suck Porous?"
#DemsInPhilly
63 Likes, 21 Retweets

13) RNC: "How dare the DNC not try to scare the crap out of people!"
DNC: "Yeah, this is why we support legalizing weed..."
#DemsInPhilly
58 Likes 24 Retweets

14) Erika Alexander: "Hillary defies gravity!"
Trump: "That whole gravity thing is such a hoax, believe me, people!"
#DemsInPhilly
61 Likes, 19 Retweets

15) Harkin: "I'll show you the sign for this campaign - America, all together!"
Trump: "Here's my sign..."
#DemsInPhilly
40 Likes, 30 Retweets

15) RNC: Symbolic love negates our inaction to prove it

DNC: Patriotism is illustrated through action, not symbols
#DemsInPhilly
50 Likes, 20 Retweets

17) DNC: "We're with her!"

RNC: "We're with it, eh, sort of, kind of, but not really..."
#DemsInPhilly #CheetoJesus
50 Likes, 14 Retweets

18) Trump: "Let's make America great again!"
America Ferrera speaks at the DNC
Trump: "Send America back to Mexico!"
#DemsInPhilly
48 Likes, 14 Retweets

19) According to Bill & Ted
DNC: "Be excellent to each other & party on, dudes!"
RNC: "Uh, what's that dude's name? So-crates?"
#DemsInPhilly
43 Likes, 14 Retweets

20) DNC: "We have a dream!"

RNC: "We want to crush your dreams, so you should always look like this..."
#DemsInPhilly
37 Likes, 17 Retweets

21) DNC: "Let's do all we can to decrease war & violence."

RNC: "What's the name of that Metallica album? 'Kill 'Em All!'"
#DemsInPhilly
33 Likes, 16 Retweets

22) DNC roll call: "American Samoa..."
Trump: "I had a guy named Sam mow my lawn once. I wonder if he's who they're talking about"
#DemsInPhilly
28 Likes, 9 Retweets

23) Christopher Columbus: "What's with all these states they're talking about at this thing? This is India for crying out loud!"
#DemsInPhilly
30 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) DNC: "This is a movement about love!"
Trump: "You can tell them to go bleep themselves!"
#DemsInPhilly
13 Likes, 5 Retweets

25) DNC: PP mentioned
Fiorina: "Oh yeah, like OJ looked for the killer, I need to look for the PP videos!"
#DemsInPhilly
9 Likes, 4 Retweets

Day 2 Totals: 2,025 Likes, 953 Retweets Retweets (Averages of 81.0 Likes, 38.1 Retweets)

Overall Totals: 4,276 Likes, 2,124 Retweets (Averages of 85.5 Likes, 42.5 Retweets)

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