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The DNC on Twitter: Day 3

Here are my tweets from day 3 of the Democratic National Convention, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) DNC: "What the world needs now is love, sweet love."

RNC: "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!"
#DemsInPhilly
172 Likes, 100 Retweets

2) Bloomberg: "Let's elect a sane person as president!"

Trump: "Sane rhymes with brain and I have the bigliest brain like ever!"
#DemsInPhilly
173 Likes, 73 Retweets

3) Kaine: "I'm gonna speak Spanish now."

Trump: "I can speak Spanish. My hands are very very biggo."
#DemsInPhilly
165 Likes, 77 Retweets

4) RNC: "Where are your flags?"
DNC: "Where are your ideas to help troops when they return home?"
#DemsInPhilly
137 Likes, 84 Retweets

5) RNC: "They don't talk about terror!"
DNC: "They don't talk about guns!"

Since 9/11
3,000+ terror deaths
400,000+ gun deaths
#DemsInPhilly
120 Likes, 84 Retweets

6) DNC: "America is great! Let's make America greater!"

RNC: "You know who's really really great? Russia and Chiiina!"
#DemsInPhilly
106 Likes, 55 Retweets

7) Obama: "Yes we can!"

Trump: "Yes I con!"
#DemsInPhilly
116 Likes, 44 Retweets

8) THIS JUST IN: "GOPers vow to take shots every time bands complain about the DNC playing their songs. They're all still sober."
#DemsInPhilly
107 Likes, 51 Retweets

9) Obama: "Don't boo; vote!"

Trump: "My wife has amazing boobs, like seriously tremendous. Unbelievable. Wait, what'd he say?"
#DemsInPhilly
106 Likes, 33 Retweets

10) Obama: Gives an unbelievable speech

Trump: "I'm just gonna say unbelievable lots of times in my speech."
#DemsInPhilly
94 Likes, 42 Retweets

11) Kaine: "We must love our neighbors as ourselves."

Reps: "What's he talking about? Is that from a hippy movie or something?"
#DemsInPhilly
98 Likes, 33 Retweets

12) Kaine: "Hillary Clinton is listo, which means ready."

Trump: "Where did I put my grocery listo? I need me some baby gloves."
#DemsInPhilly
90 Likes, 36 Retweets

13) DNC: "Give a voice to the voiceless!"
RNC: "Give a voice to orange millionaires, talking turtles, & Charles in Charge."
#DemsInPhilly
72 Likes, 46 Retweets

14) DNC: "Love Trumps Hate!"

RNC: "Trump Hates Love! ...or is it Trump Loves Hate? Whatever!"
#DemsInPhilly
80 Likes, 32 Retweets

15) RNC: "Dems don't talk about terrorism."
DNC: "Let's stop terrorists from getting guns!"
RNC: "No. We mean, uh, what?"
#DemsInPhilly
70 Likes, 33 Retweets

16) DNC: "Build a family!"

RNC: "Build a wall to block out families, because, you know, freedom."
#DemsInPhilly
57 Likes, 42 Retweets

17) DNC: "It's healing time; it's hope time; it's Hillary time!"

RNC: "It's yelling time; it's fallacy time; it's Drumpf time!"
#DemsInPhilly
60 Likes, 26 Retweets

18) Biden: "Malarkey!"

Trump: "Malarkey? Oh yeah, I think I got tested for that once at the doctor's. I'm still not over it yet."
#DemsInPhilly
60 Likes, 25 Retweets

19) Trump: "I'm the debt king. I know everything there is to know about debt. If I had a BFF, it'd be debt, no question."
#DemsInPhilly
57 Likes, 24 Retweets

20) Dems: "Love Trumps Hate!"
Reps: "Love does nothing! ...which is why we worship the all-loving Jesus!"
#DemsInPhilly
62 Likes, 17 Retweets

21) Trump: "In addition to getting Russia to cyber-attack us, I'm now gonna ask Chiiina to find Obama's birth certificate!"
#DemsInPhilly
57 Likes, 19 Retweets

22) DNC: "Let's try to protect all lives from gun violence, including cops!"

RNC: "Guns don't kill, but blue lives matter!"
#DemsInPhilly
51 Likes, 24 Retweets

23) DNC: "We believe in the American Dream for all!"

RNC: "We believe in the American Dream for 5 or 6 of you!"
#DemsInPhilly
57 Likes, 15 Retweets

24) DNC: "Let's talk about climate change."
Trump: "Climate change is a hoax! You know what really changes? My opinions! Period!"
#DemsInPhilly
46 Likes, 25 Retweets

25) DNC: Sigourney Weaver speaks
Rick Scott: "I'll be damned. I think she and I met that one time"
#DemsInPhilly
50 Likes, 20 Retweets

26) Obama:"I've never been so optimistic!"

Trump: "You wanna hear optimism? I've set my Armageddon countdown clock to 7 months."
#DemsInPhilly
50 Likes, 18 Retweets

27) Obama: "The audacity of hope!"

Trump: "I like the audacity of nope better, loser!"
#DemsInPhilly
49 Likes, 15 Retweets

28) Obama:"We can move this country forward together!"

Trump: "Sure, dictator Obama. By the way, I'm going to control the world!"
#DemsInPhilly
49 Likes, 9 Retweets

29) Obama: Mic drop

Trump: "How do you work this mic? Is it one of those fancy solar or wind-powered mics?"
#DemsInPhilly
44 Likes, 13 Retweets

30) Trump: "The Dem convention is more like the dumb convention. How do you pronounce Tanzania again? The zania is silent, right?"
#DemsInPhilly
41 Likes, 15 Retweets

31) Trump: "Did Obummer give a speech tonight? I was too busy watching 'Airheads.' It's like my life story."
#DemsInPhilly
42 Likes, 3 Retweets

32) DNC: President Obama speaks
Melania: "Donnie, can I make this my next speech? Michelle won't mind, right?"
#DemsInPhilly
37 Likes, 7 Retweets

33) de Blasio: "I'm going to hold up one finger right now..."
Trump: "Oh yeah? Both my hands combined are almost as big as that!"
#DemsInPhilly
26 Likes, 3 Retweets

34) DNC: "In football, you can only win as a team!"

RNC: "In football, you can only win when it's 1-on-11!"
##DemsInPhilly
18 Likes, 3 Retweets

35) Trump: "Who is this Lujan dude? He probably loves Dijon mustard just like Obama. Dijon for Lujan, that elitist bastard!"
#DemsInPhilly
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

Day 3 Totals: 2,432 Likes, 1,148 Retweets (Averages of 69.5 Likes, 32.8 Retweets)

Overall Totals: 6,708 Likes, 3,272 Retweets (Averages of 78.9 Likes, 38.5 Retweets)

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