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Dr. Suh's words are poetic to say the least...

I had to laugh at Ndamukong Suh's "reason" for stepping on Aaron Rodgers' bad leg (twice), saying that his feet were numb from the cold. Really? So, even though Rodgers had been hobbling around and even had to leave the game earlier due to reaggravation of a calf injury, Suh accidentally stepped on the quarterback's calf not once, but twice, just by accident, without appearing to be in any hurry to get off the hobbled quarterback's leg, because his legs were numb from the cold? Is that right? And since it was an "accident" and Rodgers pushed on Suh's leg to get him off of it, Suh didn't think to look down and say, "Oops, I'm sorry. My legs were numb from the cold"? Wow... Well, if and when Suh retires from football, I think it's a safe bet he won't become a lawyer.

Due to his awful excuse, don't be surprised if he says the following things in the future:

- "I only held that guy because my hands were numb."

- "Look, I stomped on that guy's chest because my leg had fallen asleep."

- "Sure, I head-butted the guy, but that's only because I had mistakenly taken some NyQuil and was feeling kind of fuzzy in the head. Yeah, I know the game was at 1 pm."

In response to these statements, doctors across the country will collectively say, "We think Suh's brain has gone numb."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/12102055/ndamukong-suh-detroit-lions-says-appeal-feet-were-numb-cold
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