In Week 9 of the NFL season, I learned...
- ...Johnny Football has as much in common with Johnny Unitas as I do with Sasquatch.
- ...the New Orleans Saints are about as predictable as Nebraska weather.
- ..., in a heart-warming story, somebody finally found the long missing Blaine Gabbert.
- ...in denial Ben Roethlisberger is currently mumbling to himself, "What did I ever do to deserve this?"
- ..., once his NFL career is finished, Greg Hardy will likely write a book entitled, 101 Ways To Be An Asshole.
- ...Ndamukong Suh is secretly missing the Detroit players, coaches, and beaches.
- ...every other NFL team is pondering whether or not to follow Miami and Tennessee's lead, fire their coaches mid-season and be rewarded with a win that same week.
- ...Peyton Manning is the most generous player in the NFL, as he never seems to stop giving.
- ...unlike Chicago Cubs fans, who are notorious for saying, "Maybe next year," Jacksonville Jaguars fans are saying, "Maybe in 2033."
- ...not even Jon Gruden can make a Monday Night game between two teams with a combined record of 4-11 exciting.
- ...Johnny Football has as much in common with Johnny Unitas as I do with Sasquatch.
- ...the New Orleans Saints are about as predictable as Nebraska weather.
- ..., in a heart-warming story, somebody finally found the long missing Blaine Gabbert.
- ...in denial Ben Roethlisberger is currently mumbling to himself, "What did I ever do to deserve this?"
- ..., once his NFL career is finished, Greg Hardy will likely write a book entitled, 101 Ways To Be An Asshole.
- ...Ndamukong Suh is secretly missing the Detroit players, coaches, and beaches.
- ...every other NFL team is pondering whether or not to follow Miami and Tennessee's lead, fire their coaches mid-season and be rewarded with a win that same week.
- ...Peyton Manning is the most generous player in the NFL, as he never seems to stop giving.
- ...unlike Chicago Cubs fans, who are notorious for saying, "Maybe next year," Jacksonville Jaguars fans are saying, "Maybe in 2033."
- ...not even Jon Gruden can make a Monday Night game between two teams with a combined record of 4-11 exciting.
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