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Receiving a great deal of criticism for retweeting a white supremacist's false murder statistics on his Twitter account, even from conservative Fox News host Bill O'Reilly, GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump released this video to the press to try and silence his critics on the matter:

"Look people, so called fact-checkers have their sources and I have my sources. They have their guys and I have my guys. And let me tell you something, America, I've got the best sources, the very best guys. So I'm a little tired of the liberal media fact-checking things I've already fact-checked and know to be true. I've got the best memory in the world, so when this one guy, I forget his name, but when he comes to me with some numbers, I'm going to believe him, because I know it to be true. I know the liberal media wants names to my guys, to my sources, but unless your name is Donald Trump, what's in a name really? I mean, seriously? I'll just say I have some of these guys, some of those guys, and even some of the other guys. When I was in school and my teachers asked for sources, I put the title of some article and the person's name was "Guy, Some," and the teachers always patted me on the head and gave me a gold star, even in college. I just know things most people don't know. You nerdy losers can have your dictionaries, your encyclopedias, your thesauri, and whatever, and I'll take my guys over them each and every time! If my guy says the capital of France is Tour de and you come back and tell me it's not, I'm going to go with my guy. If my guy says 47 is less than or equal to 1 and you tell me that's not true, I'm going to go with my guy. Even if my guy says the 9/11 attacks happened in the month of February and you refute that, I'm going to go with my guy. Don't ever try to fact-check a fact-checker with the best sources, the best memory, and the best guys I can't remember the names to!"
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  1. UnknownNovember 26, 2015 at 12:06 AM

    Hahaha. I'm still cracking up over this blog! You've really helped open eyes to the fact that Donald Trump is a wanna be gangster/thug. Impressive! And that's why I love reading your material.

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