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Donald Trump doesn't speak "good"

Donald Trump once said,"I know words. I have the best words." Let's put that theory to the test, shall we?

While recently speaking to Fox News host Sean Hannity, Trump said this:

"The media is very unfair. They're very biased, You look at The New York Times, I mean, the fail - I call it 'The Failing New York Times' because it won't be in business for another, probably more than a few years unless somebody goes in and buys it and wants to lose a lot of money. But The New York Times is so unfair. I mean they write three, four articles about me a day. No matter how good I do on something, they'll never write good. They don't write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don't - they don't write good. They don't know how to write good."

Whether that claim is true or not, one thing is for certain - Donald Trump doesn't know how to speak "good." He thinks so, though, which makes it doubly as awful. I can just imagine Trump teaching a public speaking course and starting the semester with the following speech:

"Public speaking, speech, or whatever, is all about speaking good, and let's face it, I speak gooder than all of you, believe me! I, at one time, was where all you losers are, and didn't speak nearly as bigly good as I do now. So I practiced, until I spoke good, then gooder, and finally reaching goodest.
You all can speak goodest too if you talk like me and follow every word of this 2-page book I wrote, entitled, 'Making English Drumpf Again: How to Speak It Way Gooder.'"

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-new-york-times-226546

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