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#TrumpSacrifices

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpSacrifices on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "I've made all my buildings accessible to the disabled because, by law, I had to."
#TrumpSacrifices
381 Likes, 125 Retweets

2) "I embarrass myself by publicly hitting on my hot daughter just so she gets used to creepy old men coming onto her."
#TrumpSacrifices
361 Likes, 124 Retweets

3) "I regularly butcher the English language, like bigly, yugely so, to make stupid people feel more smarter and stuff."
#TrumpSacrifices
204 Likes, 61 Retweets

4) "I gave up an entire summer in order to star alongside Vladimir Putin in 'Brokeback Mountain II: The Russian Reacharound."
#TrumpSacrifices
130 Likes, 45 Retweets

5) "I once withdrew my name for the Oompa Loompa of the Year Award so John Boehner could win."
#TrumpSacrifices
133 Likes, 29 Retweets

6) "I once made it a point to not tell people to beat the crap out of each other at my rallies, you know, for world peace."
#TrumpSacrifices
111 Likes, 27 Retweets

7) "I gave up my weekly allowance when I asked my father for millions and millions of dollars."
#TrumpSacrifices
95 Likes, 33 Retweets

8) "I've lied as much as I have, like bigly amounts, just so Pinocchio doesn't feel so bad."
#TrumpSacrifices
96 Likes, 31 Retweets

9) "I've refused to go after younger, finer pieces of ass in order to protect the sanctity of marriage with my third wife."
#TrumpSacrifices
78 Likes, 21 Retweets

10) "I once canceled a yuge meeting to go to my daughter's school on bring-your-pet day, where I showed them my hair."
#TrumpSacrifices
72 Likes, 13 Retweets

11) "I gave up specifics for Lent like 100 years ago, and to this day, I've continued to give them up."
#TrumpSacrifices
60 Likes, 19 Retweets

12) "I stop at stop signs, even when no one else is around, because of what Jesus said in the book of Two Corinthians."
#TrumpSacrifices
58 Likes, 20 Retweets

13) "I'm willing to destroy this country in order to make America great again."
#TrumpSacrifices
52 Likes, 22 Retweets

14) "I gave up my whiteness to try and make orange sexy again."
#TrumpSacrifices
57 Likes, 11 Retweets

15)  "I've revised history to make people believe everyone had it great in 1816."
#TrumpSacrifices
41 Likes, 11 Retweets

Totals: 1,929 Likes, 592 Retweets (Averages of 128.6 Likes, 39.5 Retweets)
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