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Unpopular Opinion: Sarah Cooper Isn't Funny

During this COVID pandemic, I kept hearing the name "Sarah Cooper." I saw her name in headlines, articles, Facebook posts, tweets, and text messages from people who mistook me for somebody named Randy. The comments were all the same: "She's hilarious! You have to see her! Like OMG! Funniest sh*t ever! Genius!" So, I did...

After watching one video, I thought, "Okay, she's cute and expressive. I personally don't find this very funny, but am curious to see what else she's released." So, I watched a second video and a third and I noticed something - all she does is lip sync in all of them. That's it. She plays a portion of a Trump speech and lip syncs the whole thing. How is that genius or even funny? An uncle of mine's voice was so bad, his chorus teacher asked him to lip sync the words to all their songs. Does that make him a genius or hilarious? Seriously, the first time I actually heard her voice was when she spoke at the Democratic National Convention. 

What am I missing? She didn't write any jokes; didn't do an impression; didn't display any kind of wit or imagination. All she did was lip sync - something I used to do with Def Leppard songs when I was 11. I'm still awaiting my paychecks for that by the way. Oh, and George Soros, I'm apparently awaiting payments from you as well...

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