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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 76: "The Donald Fan" (parody based on the Billy Joel song, "Piano Man")

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "The Donald Fan" (parody based on the Billy Joel song, "Piano Man"), is now available!

Here are the lyrics: 

“The Donald Fan” (to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”)

The clock reads a number on one day
The poorly educated waltz in
There are old men standing everywhere
Waiting for an Oompa Loompa's twin

They say, "Tell us another random story"
One which really stretches the truth
It's vague yet nasty
And it sounds incomplete
Like they pretty much always do

This here is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're really in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

They think the Donald is a friend of theirs
He feeds them some lies for free
And he's quick with self-praise and bashing on “the” gays
But women? He's been married to three

He says, "People, Mexicans are killing us"
"Sushi Muslims and fact-checkers too"
"The lib’ral media will research my words"
"I want to tell them, ‘Well, f-you too!’"

Trumpeteers are ardent immoralists
The Golden Rule seen as dark green
Greed, judgment, and narcissism are best friends of theirs
Yelling, "Hippy Jesus saved me"

They're at home preparing for Armageddon
In case Biden gets more EC votes
"He’ll destroy the world like his president did"
"Just like his highness - The Donald - told us"

This here is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're really in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

An unbelievable crowd for any day
Crown Royal being passed around
The patrons not making sense, not chanting in sync
Was something about building a wall

The Donald he sounds like a little Chucky doll
And, well, he kind of looks like one too
He witnesses, smells. and pounces on the crowd's fears
They scream, "Those are my crazy thoughts too!"

This here is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're really in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

The song/episode can be heard here: 

https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-donald-fan-parody-based-off-the-billy-joel-song-piano-man/

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