In Week 6 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ...you will never hear Hank Williams, Jr. sing, "Are you ready for some football, here on Tuesday night?" It just doesn't sound right.
- ..., when 100 people were surveyed with the question, "What's the deadliest thing in America?," the top three answers were: 3) firearms, 2) COVID, and 1) A Derrick Henry stiff-arm.
- ...apparently nothing triggers Tom Brady more than forgetting how to count to 4.
- ..., after his performance on Sunday, Aaron Rodgers is scheduled to do a Discount Double-Pick commercial.
- ...the only way D'Andre Swift's name could be any more apt would be if he were named D'Andre Fastasf*ck.
- ...A-Aron Rod-grrs watches "Key & Peele."
- ...the only time Chuck Norris has checked under his bed was to see if Derrick Henry was under it.
- ..., when facing the black and gold, the Browns turn black and blue.
- ...the only three things which can defeat Bill Belichick are: Bill Belichick, Eli Manning, and COVID.
- ..., when NFC East teams receive coal on Christmas, it'll be the highlight of their seasons.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).
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