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Trump's campaign promises vs. what he meant

Trump's campaign promises vs. what he meant Promise: "On Day 1, 'we will begin the largest deportation operation in American history.'" What he meant: "On Day 1, we will change 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America,' which will make all Mexicans want to leave America for their homeland, out of bigly anger." Promise: “My very first day back in the White House, I will terminate every single open border policy of the Biden-Harris administration, and we will seal the border.” What he meant: "My very first day back in the White House, I will force the allegedly bordering-nation of Canada to be the 41st state of these great United States." Promise: “We will drill, baby, drill.” What he meant: "I'll continue trying to silence women from coming forward about me drilling them, with or without their content." Promise: “We will end inflation and make America affordable again.” What he meant: "Grocery prices will never com...
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The United States of Idiocracy

We are truly living in Idiocracy. MAGAs regularly, and ironically I might add, like to declare America has lost itself, ever since it parted ways with Christ. I say 'ironically,' because these same individuals worship a man (Trump) who is the antithesis of Christ and his teachings. If you don't believe me, read the Bible sometime. Trump is literally antichrist. No matter what one's religious beliefs are, however, if one believes in 'free will,' said beliefs are not determinative of a country's production and overall standing. That's not the case when it comes to 'rule of law' and 'truth,' however. Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts. He was charged with 54 additional felonies. The man was found liable for: fraud, defamation (twice), and raping a woman. In his first term, he was documented as to having lied 30,573 times. It was commonplace for both he and members of his administration to use language such as: - "Fake news...

"Deludable Sheeple" (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People")

Deludable Sheeple (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, “The Beautiful People”)   And they don’t want you, but they do need you   With your vote, they can’t ever be beaten   It’s not your fault that they’re always wrong   It’s your fault that you always follow along   Deludable sheeple, d eludable sheeple   When you’re told to look through a peephole   “Don’t dare believe anything you see”   “Even when your inflatable doll pees”     There’s no time to research nor think   Just turn around, nod three times, and wink or blink     Hey, you, what can’t you see?   All your dumb, debunked conspiracies?   Hey you, remove the tinfoil please?   Masking your eyes just helps to spread the disease   (Duh, duh)     The dopes, they live in their own holes   The best determined who can dig the most   The dutiful sheeple, the dutiful sheeple   They’re moronic, blindfolded, ...

“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)

“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)   Election stolen, fake votes, dead people, cunning folks   Rising up , eating ballots, zombie apocalypse   Conspiracy theories, Dominion, Faux News, defamation   Yuge tinfoil hats, bigly blackboards, snorting lines of “chalk”     Sharpies used, moving storms, can’t erase, penis drawn   Mother Nature, direction, from a magic black pen   Evil windmills, causing cancer, and killing whales   Climate-change, a Chinese hoax, humans free, until we float     He wasn’t called a liar   When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh *t he’s spewing   He wasn’t called a liar   They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it     Taxes cut, for the rich, debts soar, a trickle-down crash   A 12 th Lexus, a blow-up doll, a 6 th mansion   Blame the poor, needing food, oxygen, shelter too   “Christians’” fingers cross...