The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Here's a lovely back-and-forth I've had with MAGA cultists over the past day. Me: I've now designed 11 patriotically hilarious anti-MAGA shirts. They can all be found and purchased here. - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJRJMFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHUgO5oyCYpRybUu5UxGcIQa7ivX6qRqdTbDaz41p5_tVpq9CQYkW-VBk1Q_aem_t6MFTOP9_tuKpU4mW53dWg MAGA #1: "Can I get a Kamala Harris’s a moron and an unintelligent liar shirt too?" MAGA #2: "yeah I want one of those!" Me: You'll need to look elsewhere for that. I'd recommend checking out either MAGAProjection dot com, TrumpLied30573TimesInHisFirstTerm dot org, or InRussiaWeTrust dot gov. MAGA #1: "I’ll try. Funny how the democrats and Kamala lied about joes cognitive dysfunction? You are a party of terrorists burning tesla dealerships. Your party is pathetic and BTW you aren’t funny just poor." Me: Lots of projection in that response. Which demographic commits the most terrorist ac...

I now have five anti-MAGA/Trump shirts available in my online store, When Shirts Hit the Fan. They can all be found at this link. - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/ #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat

The Trump White House has made it a top priority to cut away anything which has even the most minor association with diversity – going so far as to flag a photo of the World War II aircraft, Enola Gay – named after the mother of the plane’s pilot, Colonel Paul Tibbets. Why? Because his mother’s name had “Gay” in it. Given that indescribably insane level of ludicrousness, here’s what I predict Trump and company will do next to kill DEI. 10. A middle finger will be added to the Statue of Liberty. 9. Due to the original term sounding similar to the ‘Koran’/’Quran,’ kids will now color with ‘crayoffs.’ 8. It will be mandated for all welcome mats to say, “F*ck Off!” 7. Mother’s Day shall now be known as Daughter- and/or Son-of-a-B*tch Day 6. Discontinue Mountain Dew, since ‘Dew’ rhymes with ‘Jew.’ 5. Journalists will get deported if they don’t refer to the Great Wall of China as the Greatest Wall of America. 4. Dishes at Mexican restaurants will need to be masculine in form,...

1) Social Security Trumped at 200: The main reason Joe Biden dropped out of the 2024 presidential race was because of his ubiquitously panned debate performance against Donald Trump. What stood out to most viewers was not the contrast in policy proposals; it was the contrast in energy. Joe Biden looked and sounded old. Donald Trump, while old, possessed a much greater level of energy. That was one of his calling cards throughout the campaign - "Look and listen to Biden; he's old. He falls down. He has dementia. Look how much younger I appear than him." The first thing I noticed on Tuesday night was how old Trump looked and sounded. Gone was the enthusiasm. Gone was the energy. He sounded weak, tired, ill. There's been much speculation regarding his health throughout his first month and a half in office. From hand bruises, to trouble walking, to a significant decrease in spoken pace, rumors have circulated - anything from heart problems to syphilis. I can't confir...

The Top Ten Things I Expect to See at King Trump's State of the Union Address Tonight 10. On at least one occasion, Trump will brag, "I only fire the best people, just the best people, folks." 9. Trump will coin the term "cryptilfluffernickel." 8. Instead of a standing ovation, any time Congressional Republicans want to cheer in response to their Dear Leader's rhetoric, they start (or perhaps continue) masturbating. (Exception being Lauren Boebert, who jerks off whomever is next to her.) 7. Trump gets erect any time he utters the words 'Russia' or 'Putin.' Luckily for us, no one will be able to witness this. Yes, it's that small. 6. Melania will create an account on the dating site, "AnythingButThis.com." 5. House Speaker Mike Johnson places a Burger King crown on Trump's melon, and Drumpf then goes on about how it's "the biggest, strongest, most expensive crown the world has ever known." He then proceeds to ea...

I've decided to take my political satire to another avenue - shirts. My new online shirt store is called, "When Shirts Hit the Fan." - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/ Here is shirt design #1 ("I Don't Negotiate with Domestic Terrorists"). - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/product/18177192/i-dont-negotiate-with-domestic-terrorists-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt   This is shirt design #2 (Anti-Fascism). - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/product/18180110/anti-fascism-unisex-softstyle-t-shirt

The Top Ten Best Product Slogans for Donald Trump 10. All for Dumb. Dumb for All. (Harley-Davidson) 9. The Ultimate Lying Machine (BMW) 8. Shrink Bigly (IMAX) 7. Stink Different (Apple) 6. Betcha can't cheat just one (Lay's) 5. Enjoy your hearse (Sprite) 4. The Breasts a Man Can Get (Gillette) 3. You're in Small Hands (AllState) 2. Go Fuhrer (Ford) 1. (drumroll) The Quicker F*cker Upper (Bounty)