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For some strange reason, elbows on the table is seen as ruder than farting at the table...

Not too long ago, I was watching Family Feud, and upon hearing the question, "Name something a person does at the dinner table that's considered rude," was surprised to see "Elbows on the table" as the top answer. It was ahead of, "Burping," "Farting," "Talking with your mouth full," etc. Really? Seeing someone with their elbows on the table is more rude than letting nasty odors spread about the room via a fart a person has been holding in for a while, and a burrito finally provided the final punch for the the nastiness to fly? Right... I can really see the following two conversations occur after a first date:

Post-first date conversation #1

 Grace Amazin: "So...? How was the date?"

Mary Samsonite: "It was going okay at first..."

Grace: "But..."

Mary: "But, while I was still eating, he put his stinking elbows on the table! How rude!"

Grace: "Wow! What nerve!"

Mary: "I know. I just don't think I can see him again. That's just - that's crossing the line right there!"

Grace: "You can do so much better!"

Mary: "Thanks. I think so too." ::sighs::


Post-first date conversation #2

 Grace Amazin: "So...? How was the date?"

Mary Samsonite: "It was going okay at first..."

Grace: "But..."

Mary: "But, just after we finished eating, he let out this huge fart!"

Grace: "Really? Wow. Was it pretty nasty?"

Mary: "Yeah. Thankfully, I brought some Febreze along, and was able to diminish the stench some."

Grace: "So, that's probably it then, huh?

Mary: "Maybe. I don't know. I mean - it was just a fart, you know? Everyone does it."

Grace: "That's very true." ::farts::

Mary: "Ha-ha. Yeah - you see? Everyone does it!" ::farts::

::the two giggle::

Mary: "Yeah, I think I might give him another chance."
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