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Parody "(Everything He Does) He Does It For Him" (to the tune of Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You")

"(Everything He Does) He Does It For Him"
Look into his eyes, you will see
That he's full of greed
I search for a heart, search for a soul
When I find nothing there I search for horns

He tells us that he's about much more
He tells us that he really hearts the poor
We know that's bullshit
Everything he does, he does it for him

Look into his heart - you will find
In there only hate and anger reside
He takes what's not his, doesn't give back
He does all he can to screw us of his taxes

He tells us he was taken out of context
He tells us with his daughter he doesn't want sex
We know that's bullshit
Everything he does, he does it for him, oh yeah

There's no greed like your greed
And no other would have more greed
There's no fear unless you're there
Every second of every day, yeah

Try to find a heart, Donnie

He tells us that he's about much more
He tells us with his daughter he doesn't want sex

Yeah, he claims he'll fight for us, lie for us
Skydive parachute-less for us, yeah, he'll die for us

We know that's bullshit
Everything he does, he does it for him

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bryanadams/everythingidoidoitforyou.html

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