I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet when trying to make sense of Sarah Palin
150 Likes, 85 Retweets
2) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by not blinking for two straight hours
123 Likes, 56 Retweets
3) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now asking for million-dollar loans from their fathers
59 Likes, 21 Retweets
4) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by saying they broke it but providing no specific plan on how to do so
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
5) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, or so they thought. They simply forgot to press the power button.
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they thought it might be Mexican
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet bc it was on their bucket list, along w/: Punishing women for abortions, preventing equal pay & world domination
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
8) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and then blame Obama
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after the rodents on Trump's head start running toward their computers & they open fire
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet to prove that the only way to stop a bad Internet-breaker with a gun is a good Internet-breaker with a gun
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by building a bigly cyber wall and making the Internet pay for it
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after becoming enraged when asked the question, "W/out using your phone, what is the definition of 'specific'?"
17 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after fact-checkers debunk Trump's claim that skydivers with parachutes in space disproves gravity on earth
13 Likes, 9 Retweets
13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after being asked to explain Trump's 87 flip-flops on whether or not women should be punished for abortions
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
15) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet before celebrating by eating taco bowls at Trump Tower
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
16) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet with guns, while shouting, "Guns don't break the Internets; people break the Internets!"
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, to which Trump responds, "Gore invented the Internets, I break it. That's how the Internets works, believe me."
8 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet while trying to download the largest file on record, entitled, "Trump's Lies: From the Yugest to His Hand Size"
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after getting asked about Brexit & taking offense, saying, "Make your own damn breakfast!"
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet as a symbolic foreshadowing of what Trump will do to the country if elected president
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they want to feel like they're edging closer to the ultimate goal Trump established w/his 6 bankruptcies
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet but not really, as they follow the steps in a debunked chain email and fail, claiming, "The Internet's biased!"
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because the Bible told them to do so - in the book of Two Corinthians as a matter of fact
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because when asked, "What would Jesus do?" they immediately responded, "Like break the Internet. Duh!"
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because, like with Trump, they want to "Make America Break Again"
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) Fearful of radical Internetists, hoping to temporarily ban them, #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
27) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, while yelling, "You see? Worldwide connecting is a hoax, folks!"
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
28) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, saying, "We're gonna make the Internet great again!"
3 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now proudly declaring, "We built that!"
1 Like, 0 Retweets
Totals: 745 Likes, 279 Retweets (Averages of 25.7 Likes, 9.6 Retweets)
1) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet when trying to make sense of Sarah Palin
150 Likes, 85 Retweets
2) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by not blinking for two straight hours
123 Likes, 56 Retweets
3) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now asking for million-dollar loans from their fathers
59 Likes, 21 Retweets
4) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by saying they broke it but providing no specific plan on how to do so
31 Likes, 10 Retweets
5) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, or so they thought. They simply forgot to press the power button.
31 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they thought it might be Mexican
24 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet bc it was on their bucket list, along w/: Punishing women for abortions, preventing equal pay & world domination
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
8) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and then blame Obama
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after the rodents on Trump's head start running toward their computers & they open fire
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet to prove that the only way to stop a bad Internet-breaker with a gun is a good Internet-breaker with a gun
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet by building a bigly cyber wall and making the Internet pay for it
24 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after becoming enraged when asked the question, "W/out using your phone, what is the definition of 'specific'?"
17 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after fact-checkers debunk Trump's claim that skydivers with parachutes in space disproves gravity on earth
13 Likes, 9 Retweets
13) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after being asked to explain Trump's 87 flip-flops on whether or not women should be punished for abortions
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
15) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet before celebrating by eating taco bowls at Trump Tower
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
16) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet with guns, while shouting, "Guns don't break the Internets; people break the Internets!"
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, to which Trump responds, "Gore invented the Internets, I break it. That's how the Internets works, believe me."
8 Likes, 9 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet while trying to download the largest file on record, entitled, "Trump's Lies: From the Yugest to His Hand Size"
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet after getting asked about Brexit & taking offense, saying, "Make your own damn breakfast!"
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet as a symbolic foreshadowing of what Trump will do to the country if elected president
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because they want to feel like they're edging closer to the ultimate goal Trump established w/his 6 bankruptcies
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
17) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet but not really, as they follow the steps in a debunked chain email and fail, claiming, "The Internet's biased!"
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because the Bible told them to do so - in the book of Two Corinthians as a matter of fact
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because when asked, "What would Jesus do?" they immediately responded, "Like break the Internet. Duh!"
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
24) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet because, like with Trump, they want to "Make America Break Again"
13 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) Fearful of radical Internetists, hoping to temporarily ban them, #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
27) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, while yelling, "You see? Worldwide connecting is a hoax, folks!"
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
28) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, saying, "We're gonna make the Internet great again!"
3 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet and are now proudly declaring, "We built that!"
1 Like, 0 Retweets
Totals: 745 Likes, 279 Retweets (Averages of 25.7 Likes, 9.6 Retweets)
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