#TrumpANovel, #SourcesHaveConfirmed, #RejectedTrumpTVShows, #MakeAQuoteModern, #ExtremelyBadAdvice, and #WorldSeries
I've had quite a bit of fun with these trending hashtags on Twitter in recent days: #TrumpANovel, #SourcesHaveConfirmed, #RejectedTrumpTVShows, #TrumpAHorrorMovie, #MakeAQuoteModern, #ExtremelyBadAdvice, and #WorldSeries. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, & Rudy Giuliani's 13 weddings have indeed saved the sanctity of marriage.
431 Likes, 215 Retweets
2) "Fifty Shades of Stupid"
#TrumpANovel
282 Likes, 77 Retweets
3) Orange-ish
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
239 Likes, 70 Retweets
4) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump doesn't know the "best" words; he simply knows the word "best" and about five others.
161 Likes, 50 Retweets
5) #SourcesHaveConfirmed doctors are concerned for the health & well-being of Donald Trump, bc they've never seen a man so full of crap before.
157 Likes, 51 Retweets
6) Married Three Times With Children
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
145 Likes, 42 Retweets
7) The Silence of the Facts
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
89 Likes, 36 Retweets
8) "Nothing says popular like building a fence around your own backyard and making your next-door neighbor pay for it."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
92 Likes, 31 Retweets
9) "Pride in His Prejudice"
#TrumpANovel
94 Likes, 27 Retweets
10) Russia, Let's Make a Deal
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
77 Likes, 33 Retweets
11) Many people see the #WorldSeries as the Cleveland Indians vs. the Chicago Cubs. I see it as "Major League" vs. "Rookie of the Year".
70 Likes, 34 Retweets
12) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump never uses credible sources.
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
13) "Whenever you need to get pumped and motivated, listen to Ben Carson speak for a couple hours."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
89 Likes, 11 Retweets
14) "The Gropes of Wrath"
#TrumpANovel
71 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) Invasion of the Body Gropers
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
57 Likes, 20 Retweets
15) Orange Is the New Crazy
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
66 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) "A Tale of Two Titties"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJigwEikRwY …
#TrumpANovel
59 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) The Talking Brain-Dead
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
57 Likes, 18 Retweets
19) "When fencing, just arm yourself with a pen, for a pen is mightier than a sword."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
56 Likes, 17 Retweets
20) "Close but no e-cigarette"
#MakeAQuoteModern
53 Likes, 9 Retweets
21) "Do as I say, not as I tweet."
#MakeAQuoteModern
47 Likes, 8 Retweets
22) #SourcesHaveConfirmed that, when asked what common sense was, Donald Trump responded, "Touch, because I use that sense so often, you know?"
35 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) "War of the Words: I Have the Best Words, Believe Me"
#TrumpANovel
44 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) "When you get pulled over, tell some doughnut jokes."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
42 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Doing a Line Anyway
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
39 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) I Know Who You Groped Last Summer
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
30 Likes, 13 Retweets
27) #SourcesHaveConfirmed that the "this guy I know" Donald Trump often cites during debates is YouTube user BiglyShidFerBrains.
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
28) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump's username on http://ChristianMingle.com is "HandsAsBigAsTwoCorinthians."
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) "Moby's Bigly Dick"
#TrumpANovel
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Bride of Frankenstein: The Story of Melania Trump
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
30 Likes, 6 Retweets
31) "Kill two birds with one drone."
#MakeAQuoteModern
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
32) "Mad as a Trumpster"
#MakeAQuoteModern
25 Likes, 8 Retweets
32) Peeping Don
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
32) #SourcesHaveConfirmed, as president, Donald Trump certainly would make America grate again.
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
35) The Dumb and the Feckless
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
36) Desperate Drumpf Wives
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) "Treat others the way Donald Trump feels women should be treated."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
36) Touched By A Fallen Angel
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) You Can't Spell "Grabbing Women By the P*ssy" Without "Omen"
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
40) "Trump minds think bigly alike."
#MakeAQuoteModern
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) "Making Gatsby Great Again"
#TrumpANovel
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Someone Please Find This Man an Exorcist
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
17 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) President Runner-Up Apprentice
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Russian Idol
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Psycho: He Makes Norman Bates Look Sane
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
19 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) The Big Bang Hoax
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
47) The Oompa Loompa Chain Saw Massacre
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) "When you're drunk, always remember that you can't spell 'text' without 'ex,' which rhymes with 'sex'."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Arrest in Development
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) "The Satanic Bible: Donald Trump's Life Story"
#TrumpANovel
13 Likes, 9 Retweets
51) "Bee in your hoodie"
#MakeAQuoteModern
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Paranormal Stupidity
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
52) "Innocent until taking a guilt-proving selfie."
#MakeAQuoteModern
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
52) "It ain't over till the fat lady auto-tunes."
#MakeAQuoteModern
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
52) Get Stupid
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) Adult Rugrat
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
57) #SourcesHaveConfirmed, whenever Donald Trump walks into a Mexican restaurant, all he says is, "Taco Bowl at Trump Tower" and "Bad hombres."
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) "The grass is always stronger on the other side of the country."
#MakeAQuoteModern
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) "Don't vote; boo."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
60) Fresh Off The Cuckoo Train
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "Donald & His Fourth Wife, Juliet"
#TrumpANovel
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "Basket case of deplorables"
#MakeAQuoteModern
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "War and Young and Beautiful Piece of Ass"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/politics/donald-trump-sexism-tracker-every-offensive-comment-in-one-place/ …
#TrumpANovel
6 Likes, 9 Retweets
61) "The Pussy in the Hatsy"
#TrumpANovel
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) Bullsh*tter Island
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) Alien vs. Sex Predator (Rick Scott vs. Donald Trump)
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
67) The Sick Sense
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Likes, 6 Retweets
67) Dreamsmasher
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
67) Alien Resurrection: The Second Coming of the Trumps
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) "Walk it like you text it."
#MakeAQuoteModern
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
71) Frankenhooker: Donald Trump's 4th Wife
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
72) "Religion is the smartphone of the people."
#MakeAQuoteModern
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
72) Redneck Zombies: A Trump Supporter Documentary
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
74) Pussy People
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
74) Creature from the Black Lagoon: Donald J. Drumpf's Life Story
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Like, 3 Retweets
74) An American (male) Whorewolf in London
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
74) A Nightmare On Sane Street
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
74) The Odd Couples
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) "To make a woman feel special, always tell her she looks phat."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) "Just be yourself, and bring a couple of shake weights."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
81) "All grammatically-correct English to me"
#MakeAQuoteModern
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
81) "2b or not 2b, that is the ?"
#MakeAQuoteModern
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
83) Dr. Says Who? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAdGYYsG7yc …
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
84) Eraserhead: The Missing Brain
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
84) The Fly: Undone Edition
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
86) Climate Changeling Is a Hoax
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
86) Man of Wax
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
86) "Practice what he (Donald Trump) preaches."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
89) Trump Tower Zombie Strippers
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
89) "The flip phone in the room"
#MakeAQuoteModern
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
91) The Brain Fog
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
92) AA (Anti-Anaconda) Meetings: Men Who Brag About Their Threadsnakes
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
1 Like, 2 Retweets
92) The Happening Is Like Happening - Happens To Be Happening And Stuff
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
94) Feardotcom: More Trustworthy Than Factcheckdotorg
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 3,614 Likes, 1,128 Retweets (Averages of 38.4 Likes, 12.0 Retweets)
1) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, & Rudy Giuliani's 13 weddings have indeed saved the sanctity of marriage.
431 Likes, 215 Retweets
2) "Fifty Shades of Stupid"
#TrumpANovel
282 Likes, 77 Retweets
3) Orange-ish
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
239 Likes, 70 Retweets
4) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump doesn't know the "best" words; he simply knows the word "best" and about five others.
161 Likes, 50 Retweets
5) #SourcesHaveConfirmed doctors are concerned for the health & well-being of Donald Trump, bc they've never seen a man so full of crap before.
157 Likes, 51 Retweets
6) Married Three Times With Children
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
145 Likes, 42 Retweets
7) The Silence of the Facts
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
89 Likes, 36 Retweets
8) "Nothing says popular like building a fence around your own backyard and making your next-door neighbor pay for it."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
92 Likes, 31 Retweets
9) "Pride in His Prejudice"
#TrumpANovel
94 Likes, 27 Retweets
10) Russia, Let's Make a Deal
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
77 Likes, 33 Retweets
11) Many people see the #WorldSeries as the Cleveland Indians vs. the Chicago Cubs. I see it as "Major League" vs. "Rookie of the Year".
70 Likes, 34 Retweets
12) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump never uses credible sources.
76 Likes, 26 Retweets
13) "Whenever you need to get pumped and motivated, listen to Ben Carson speak for a couple hours."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
89 Likes, 11 Retweets
14) "The Gropes of Wrath"
#TrumpANovel
71 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) Invasion of the Body Gropers
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
57 Likes, 20 Retweets
15) Orange Is the New Crazy
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
66 Likes, 11 Retweets
17) "A Tale of Two Titties"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJigwEikRwY …
#TrumpANovel
59 Likes, 17 Retweets
18) The Talking Brain-Dead
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
57 Likes, 18 Retweets
19) "When fencing, just arm yourself with a pen, for a pen is mightier than a sword."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
56 Likes, 17 Retweets
20) "Close but no e-cigarette"
#MakeAQuoteModern
53 Likes, 9 Retweets
21) "Do as I say, not as I tweet."
#MakeAQuoteModern
47 Likes, 8 Retweets
22) #SourcesHaveConfirmed that, when asked what common sense was, Donald Trump responded, "Touch, because I use that sense so often, you know?"
35 Likes, 17 Retweets
23) "War of the Words: I Have the Best Words, Believe Me"
#TrumpANovel
44 Likes, 7 Retweets
24) "When you get pulled over, tell some doughnut jokes."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
42 Likes, 5 Retweets
25) Doing a Line Anyway
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
39 Likes, 6 Retweets
26) I Know Who You Groped Last Summer
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
30 Likes, 13 Retweets
27) #SourcesHaveConfirmed that the "this guy I know" Donald Trump often cites during debates is YouTube user BiglyShidFerBrains.
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
28) #SourcesHaveConfirmed Donald Trump's username on http://ChristianMingle.com is "HandsAsBigAsTwoCorinthians."
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
28) "Moby's Bigly Dick"
#TrumpANovel
31 Likes, 8 Retweets
30) Bride of Frankenstein: The Story of Melania Trump
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
30 Likes, 6 Retweets
31) "Kill two birds with one drone."
#MakeAQuoteModern
29 Likes, 6 Retweets
32) "Mad as a Trumpster"
#MakeAQuoteModern
25 Likes, 8 Retweets
32) Peeping Don
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
32) #SourcesHaveConfirmed, as president, Donald Trump certainly would make America grate again.
30 Likes, 3 Retweets
35) The Dumb and the Feckless
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
28 Likes, 4 Retweets
36) Desperate Drumpf Wives
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
19 Likes, 11 Retweets
36) "Treat others the way Donald Trump feels women should be treated."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
22 Likes, 8 Retweets
36) Touched By A Fallen Angel
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
26 Likes, 4 Retweets
39) You Can't Spell "Grabbing Women By the P*ssy" Without "Omen"
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
23 Likes, 5 Retweets
40) "Trump minds think bigly alike."
#MakeAQuoteModern
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
40) "Making Gatsby Great Again"
#TrumpANovel
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Someone Please Find This Man an Exorcist
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
17 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) President Runner-Up Apprentice
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
42) Russian Idol
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) Psycho: He Makes Norman Bates Look Sane
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
19 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) The Big Bang Hoax
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
22 Likes, 3 Retweets
47) The Oompa Loompa Chain Saw Massacre
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
47) "When you're drunk, always remember that you can't spell 'text' without 'ex,' which rhymes with 'sex'."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
47) Arrest in Development
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) "The Satanic Bible: Donald Trump's Life Story"
#TrumpANovel
13 Likes, 9 Retweets
51) "Bee in your hoodie"
#MakeAQuoteModern
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Paranormal Stupidity
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
52) "Innocent until taking a guilt-proving selfie."
#MakeAQuoteModern
14 Likes, 5 Retweets
52) "It ain't over till the fat lady auto-tunes."
#MakeAQuoteModern
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
52) Get Stupid
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
56) Adult Rugrat
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
57) #SourcesHaveConfirmed, whenever Donald Trump walks into a Mexican restaurant, all he says is, "Taco Bowl at Trump Tower" and "Bad hombres."
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
58) "The grass is always stronger on the other side of the country."
#MakeAQuoteModern
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
58) "Don't vote; boo."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
60) Fresh Off The Cuckoo Train
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "Donald & His Fourth Wife, Juliet"
#TrumpANovel
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "Basket case of deplorables"
#MakeAQuoteModern
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
61) "War and Young and Beautiful Piece of Ass"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/politics/donald-trump-sexism-tracker-every-offensive-comment-in-one-place/ …
#TrumpANovel
6 Likes, 9 Retweets
61) "The Pussy in the Hatsy"
#TrumpANovel
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) Bullsh*tter Island
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) Alien vs. Sex Predator (Rick Scott vs. Donald Trump)
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
67) The Sick Sense
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Likes, 6 Retweets
67) Dreamsmasher
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
67) Alien Resurrection: The Second Coming of the Trumps
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) "Walk it like you text it."
#MakeAQuoteModern
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
71) Frankenhooker: Donald Trump's 4th Wife
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
72) "Religion is the smartphone of the people."
#MakeAQuoteModern
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
72) Redneck Zombies: A Trump Supporter Documentary
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
11 Likes, 0 Retweets
74) Pussy People
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
74) Creature from the Black Lagoon: Donald J. Drumpf's Life Story
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Like, 3 Retweets
74) An American (male) Whorewolf in London
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
7 Likes, 3 Retweets
74) A Nightmare On Sane Street
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
74) The Odd Couples
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) "To make a woman feel special, always tell her she looks phat."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
74) "Just be yourself, and bring a couple of shake weights."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
81) "All grammatically-correct English to me"
#MakeAQuoteModern
8 Likes, 1 Retweet
81) "2b or not 2b, that is the ?"
#MakeAQuoteModern
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
83) Dr. Says Who? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAdGYYsG7yc …
#RejectedTrumpTVShows
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
84) Eraserhead: The Missing Brain
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
84) The Fly: Undone Edition
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
86) Climate Changeling Is a Hoax
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
86) Man of Wax
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
86) "Practice what he (Donald Trump) preaches."
#ExtremelyBadAdvice
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
89) Trump Tower Zombie Strippers
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
89) "The flip phone in the room"
#MakeAQuoteModern
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
91) The Brain Fog
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
92) AA (Anti-Anaconda) Meetings: Men Who Brag About Their Threadsnakes
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
1 Like, 2 Retweets
92) The Happening Is Like Happening - Happens To Be Happening And Stuff
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
94) Feardotcom: More Trustworthy Than Factcheckdotorg
#TrumpAHorrorMovie
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 3,614 Likes, 1,128 Retweets (Averages of 38.4 Likes, 12.0 Retweets)
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