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#TrumpBookReports

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpBookReports on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "I read letters, sentences, words. I read the best words, believe me."
#TrumpBookReports
272 Likes, 71 Retweets

2) "This was the most inspiring book of all-time. I want to be as orange as clockwork when I grow up."
#TrumpBookReports
200 Likes, 52 Retweets

3) "This grade is going to be rigged. I didn't read the book, didn't even try, but the school is out to get me. Period!"
#TrumpBookReports
118 Likes, 41 Retweets

4) "I know more about killing mockingbirds than anyone else, believe me. Now where'd I put my squirt gun?"
#TrumpBookReports
99 Likes, 25 Retweets

5) "False advertising! I went to Sherwin Williams and there were less than fifty shades of this crap, like seriously!"
#TrumpBookReports
65 Likes, 13 Retweets

6) "This Cliff really knows what he's talking about! I need to start writing notes like him!"
#TrumpBookReports
53 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) "Pathetic. Give me 5 minutes and I could write a more better book than this."
#TrumpBookReports
48 Likes, 9 Retweets

8) "2b or not 2b? I didn't know that Shakestein dude wrote Algebra books!"
#TrumpBookReports
41 Likes, 13 Retweets

9) "Two words: I liked it."
#TrumpBookReports
47 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) "Gatsby sucks. It's a disaster, folks. I'm gonna make it great again, believe me."
#TrumpBookReports
38 Likes, 8 Retweets

11) "There was lots of war and lots of peace. The end."
#TrumpBookReports
35 Likes, 10 Retweets

12) "I have a feeling this book is like my autobiography, for I have bigly amounts of pride in my prejudices."
#TrumpBookReports
28 Likes, 12 Retweets

13) "What we should do is make Mexicans build a yuge bookstore, have them pay for it, and then send them back. Just sayin'!"
#TrumpBookReports
24 Likes, 11 Retweets

14) "This author is wrong. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Google Webster and you'll see, people. I guarantee it."
#TrumpBookReports
27 Likes, 4 Retweets

15) "It started with 'a,' ended with 'z,' but I stopped on the word 'bigly'."
#TrumpBookReports
20 Likes, 8 Retweets

16) "There was a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of the other. You know what I'm talkin' about, right?"
#TrumpBookReports
18 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) "I hitchhiked from the galaxy one time. That was interesting. My folks Vlick and Xenu stayed home, though."
#TrumpBookReports
15 Likes, 5 Retweets

18) "Sex ed is so pointless. I mean, this chick had a baby without doing the deed. Jesus! Two mini-thumbs up anyway."
#TrumpBookReports
12 Likes, 4 Retweets

Totals: 1,195 Likes, 307 Retweets (Averages of 66.4 Likes, 17.1 Retweets)
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