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Donald Trump Recreates MLK's "I Have a Dream" Speech

"I have a dream that one day I will rise this nation up to find out if the word creed is just a band name.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi all my Cabinet members, the smartest people in the world, will be able to find on a map.

I have a dream that my three children and one child I want to bang will not be judged by people in court but by people, uh, not in court.

I have a dream I'm told.

I have a dream that one day, even though I'm the least racist person you'll ever know, down in Alabama, pedophiles like Roy Moore will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls, but not little black boys and black girls.

I have a dream I'm told.

I have a dream that one day every truth is false, every falsth is true, traitor Colin Kap-whatever gets what's coming to him, and I finally learn the words to the national anthem.

So let hatred ring from, eh, not the Old Hampshire, but the New one! Let hatred ring from my yuge tower in New York, where they make the best taco bowls, believe me! Let hatred ring from Pennsylvania, where I won bigly!

Let hatred ring from the illegal rapist stoner binge-eaters of Colorado!

Let hatred ring from the curvy body of... Wait, where was I? Ah, yes, let hatred ring from stupid California!

...and that's not all! Let hatred ring from some place in Georgia, like a really nice place, nice, but not super nice, you know?

Let hatred ring from a state where I see so many tens, it's not even funny - Tennessee!

Let hatred ring from every Timbuktu in Mississippi. From every Podunk and ghetto, let hatred ring!"

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