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#FixTrumpIn5Words and #NewNationalAnthemLyrics

I had some fun with the #FixTrumpIn5Words and #NewNationalAnthemLyrics hashtags on Twitter over the past week. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Staple his mouth shut bigly
#FixTrumpIn5Words
95 Likes, 16 Retweets

2) Resign from the Oval Office
#FixTrumpIn5Words
45 Likes, 9 Retweets

3) There is no possible way
#FixTrumpIn5Words
35 Likes, 11 Retweets

4) Have him spayed or neutered
#FixTrumpIn5Words
22 Likes, 8 Retweets

5) Little rocket man's stupid hair,
My tweets going everywhere,
Proving at 3 am,
My nuclear button is still there,
Jose still can't ever see, so he just waves,
For the land of the free, go somewhere else to live.
#NewNationalAnthemLyrics
21 Likes, 6 Retweets

6) Move to a "sh*thole" country
#FixTrumpIn5Words
20 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Learn how to speak English
#FixTrumpIn5Words
20 Likes, 1 Retweet

8) Never did I think Lieutenant Frank Drebin's rendition of the national anthem would be a foreshadowing of President Donald Trump's... - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ZsDdK0sTI …
#NewNationalAnthemLyrics
10 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) Provide him lots of "covfefe"
#FixTrumpIn5Words
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Jose can't ever see,
Through my big beautiful wall at night,
With all of the bigly hail,
There can't be global warming,
Why broads with stripes and stars,
Can't ever be tens,
I'm not sexist, believe me,
But what are those bi*ches thinking?
#NewNationalAnthemLyrics
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 281 Likes, 61 Retweets (Averages of 28.1 Likes, 6.1 Retweets)
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