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#StableGenius

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #StableGenius on Twitter over the weekend. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "Nothing says stable genius like: Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University, and wanting to do your daughter Ivanka."
#StableGenius #Snark
171 Likes, 50 Retweets

2) Trump: "Sure, I get pissed at the smallest of things. I may have called Sally Yates a c*nt and Hope Hicks a piece of tail, but that just goes to show you I'm a stable genius. Period."
#StableGenius #Snark
135 Likes, 37 Retweets

3) Trump: "What do I do for fun? Yell, fire people, send out nasty insults, lie, make unintentional typos, destroy a country, you know, what all stable geniuses like to do."
#StableGenius #Snark
124 Likes, 34 Retweets

4) rump: "I know more about horse stables than the actual stablers, believe me! I'm a stable genius!"
#StableGenius #Snark
118 Likes, 35 Retweets

5) Trump: "I: openly describe how I sexually assault women; discovered Nambia; got Obama to release his already released birth certificate; can't pronounce Tanzania; hire and fire the best people. I'm like a stable genius, bigly."
#StableGenius #Snark
98 Likes, 25 Retweets

6) Trump: "When everyone you work with calls you a moron and idjit behind your back, that can only mean one thing - you're a stable genius!"
#StableGenius #Snark
86 Likes, 29 Retweets

7) Trump: "I'm a stable genius. I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me. We're gonna bomb the sh*t outta them! Stable genius."
#StableGenius #Snark
96 Likes, 17 Retweets

8) Trump: "What do all stable geniuses have in common? They don't read good, write good, or speak good. That's like so me. Therefore I'm a stable genius. Boom! I dare you to prove me wrong with stupid facts!"
#StableGenius #Snark
81 Likes, 24 Retweets

9) Trump: "If you're stable and a genius, you don't prove this to people through action. You tell them, over and over again, ad nausea. I'm a stable genius. I'm a stable genius. I'm a stable genius."
#StableGenius #Snark
45 Likes, 14 Retweets

10) Trump: "I defy the laws of psychics, for they say the stable can't be genius and the genius can't be stable. I'm both; I'm a genius stable, or a stable genius - one of the two."
#StableGenius #Snark
40 Likes, 15 Retweets

10) Trump: "I betcha my nuclear button is bigger than yours! Know how I know this? Stable genius."
#StableGenius #Snark
42 Likes, 13 Retweets

12) Trump: "I know things that I don't even know, believe me!"
#StableGenius #Snark
25 Likes, 8 Retweets

13) Trump: "'Genius' comes from the geek word 'Genevieve,' which means, 'like really smart.'"
#StableGenius #Snark
25 Likes, 6 Retweets

14) Trump: "Who are the most stablest geni (that's plural for genius; look it up) the world has ever known? Vladimir Putin, Andrew Jackson, and Donald J. Trump. Google it. It's a fact, believe me!"
#StableGenius #Snark
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

15) Trump: "The fake news media got my quote wrong. What I really said was that quarterback Kenny Stabler was a stable genius behind center. Stable genius Stabler was always stable, believe me."
#StableGenius #Snark
25 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) Trump: "There are different kinds of geniuses. There are stable geniuses like me, which is very good. Then there is the African geniuside, which is bad, very very bad."
#StableGenius #Snark
18 Likes, 8 Retweets

17) Trump: "The more you sign blank pieces of paper thinking it's going to do something, the more likely it is you're a stable genius. I know this from first-little-hand experience."
#StableGenius #Snark
18 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) Trump: "If that Alex Tribeca guy on 'Jeepurdy' said, 'This is when facts regularly run contrary to one's claims and the person, in turn, makes up facts of their own, which aren't true,' I'd say, 'stable genius.'"
#StableGenius #Snark
19 Likes, 4 Retweets

19) Trump: "Getting bankrupted several times = stable. Getting shown up by newborns on 'Jeopardy' = genius. Given that, there's no other way to put it; I'm a stable genius."
#StableGenius #Snark
15 Likes, 7 Retweets

20) Trump: "Well, you're a stable genius, but what am I? Wait, reverse that..."
#StableGenius #Snark
15 Likes, 3 Retweets

Totals: 1,219 Likes; 342 Retweets (Averages of 61.0 Likes, 17.l Retweets)
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