In Week 14 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ..., following his handshake with former assistant Mike Vrabel, the phrase "resting bitch face" will now be known as "resting Urban face."
- ...Kyler Murray is in love, for from the first to the last play of the game on Monday night, he was falling for Aaron Donald.
- ..., according to Cris Collinsworth, Aaron Rodgers is the most honest person of the year. With that kind of rationale, Cris Collinsworth has been named the sexiest person of the year.
- ...Cam Newton is like "The Sixth Sense" of quarterbacks. He's good the first time, but quickly loses his appeal the second go-round, and this time, Haley Joel Osment sees old people.
- ...COVID is so bad, Aaron Rodgers is being called upon to be everyone's team doctor.
- ..., as OBJ did his touchdown dance celebration, it's been reported that 4 out of every 5 cops watching the game drew their weapons, as they thought an unarmed black man had just armed himself with something resembling a firearm - a football.
- ..., when facing Dalvin Cook, Pittsburgh's defense becomes the Phantom Curtain.
- ...the fat lady never sings so long as Kirk Cousins has balls in his hands.
- ..., when a defender nearly decapitates Matthew Stafford with a face-mask and then looks in the quarterback's direction for more than 1 Mississippi, he'll only get flagged for looking at the person he nearly decapitated, because you know, player safety.
- ...the Dallas Cowboys' near epic collapse against Washington almost resulted in WFT defeating WTF.
After its first week, I gave The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore a B+ grade. While I didn't think the show appeared to be perfect by any stretch of the imagination, I also liked the Daily Show meets Politically Incorrect vibe I got from it, and thought, with the proper adjustments, the show would indeed provide a great fill-in for The Colbert Report . In the show's succeeding weeks, however, I've been less impressed by it and think that if it doesn't make certain adjustments, it could be in jeopardy of losing many long-time viewers of the show's time slot. One major issue I think the show's had to this point is a lack of direction. It's been unable to decide whether it wants to be a comedy show with serious conversation sprinkled in or a serious show with comedy sprinkled in. It's almost as if the show's writers want to give The Nightly Show a Real Time with Bill Maher feel. The problem with that idea or format is the fact Real Time is an hour lon...
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