In Week 14 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ..., following his handshake with former assistant Mike Vrabel, the phrase "resting bitch face" will now be known as "resting Urban face."
- ...Kyler Murray is in love, for from the first to the last play of the game on Monday night, he was falling for Aaron Donald.
- ..., according to Cris Collinsworth, Aaron Rodgers is the most honest person of the year. With that kind of rationale, Cris Collinsworth has been named the sexiest person of the year.
- ...Cam Newton is like "The Sixth Sense" of quarterbacks. He's good the first time, but quickly loses his appeal the second go-round, and this time, Haley Joel Osment sees old people.
- ...COVID is so bad, Aaron Rodgers is being called upon to be everyone's team doctor.
- ..., as OBJ did his touchdown dance celebration, it's been reported that 4 out of every 5 cops watching the game drew their weapons, as they thought an unarmed black man had just armed himself with something resembling a firearm - a football.
- ..., when facing Dalvin Cook, Pittsburgh's defense becomes the Phantom Curtain.
- ...the fat lady never sings so long as Kirk Cousins has balls in his hands.
- ..., when a defender nearly decapitates Matthew Stafford with a face-mask and then looks in the quarterback's direction for more than 1 Mississippi, he'll only get flagged for looking at the person he nearly decapitated, because you know, player safety.
- ...the Dallas Cowboys' near epic collapse against Washington almost resulted in WFT defeating WTF.
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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