In Week 15 of the NFL season I learned that...
- ...Brandon Staley's TikTok password is "GoForIt."
- ...Kliff Kingsbury needs to go back to college almost as much as Urban Meyer needs a punching bag for his feet.
- ...Urban Meyer's happy place is an underground fiery pit he calls heaven.
- ..., if winning ugly were a beauty pageant, the Pittsburgh Steelers would be Miss Philippines.
- ..., with or without Bourbon, the Jacksonville Jaguars will lose.
- ..., after watching the Atlanta Falcons quarterback run, it's only a matter of time before we see the sequel to "The Tortoise and the Hare" on the bookshelves - titled, "The Sloth and the Ryan."
- ..., against the rest of the league, Tom Brady proves 40 is the new 20, but against the New Orleans Saints, he shows it's possible for 40 to be the new 70.
- ..., after reporting that 20+ players of theirs had contracted COVID, the Washington Football Team will now be nicknamed the Washington Outbreaks.
- ..., when asked about the officiating this season, Stevie Wonder would likely say, "They can't see for sh*t!"
- ..., with their recent good play, the Detroit Lions have won a new... I mean, they've won the chance to not get the 1st pick in the coming draft. Congratulations.
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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