What I learned in Week 15 of the NFL season

In Week 15 of the NFL season I learned that...

- ...Brandon Staley's TikTok password is "GoForIt."

- ...Kliff Kingsbury needs to go back to college almost as much as Urban Meyer needs a punching bag for his feet.

- ...Urban Meyer's happy place is an underground fiery pit he calls heaven.

- ..., if winning ugly were a beauty pageant, the Pittsburgh Steelers would be Miss Philippines.

- ..., with or without Bourbon, the Jacksonville Jaguars will lose.

- ..., after watching the Atlanta Falcons quarterback run, it's only a matter of time before we see the sequel to "The Tortoise and the Hare" on the bookshelves - titled, "The Sloth and the Ryan."

- ..., against the rest of the league, Tom Brady proves 40 is the new 20, but against the New Orleans Saints, he shows it's possible for 40 to be the new 70.

- ..., after reporting that 20+ players of theirs had contracted COVID, the Washington Football Team will now be nicknamed the Washington Outbreaks.

- ..., when asked about the officiating this season, Stevie Wonder would likely say, "They can't see for sh*t!"

- ..., with their recent good play, the Detroit Lions have won a new... I mean, they've won the chance to not get the 1st pick in the coming draft. Congratulations.