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Craig's dieting plan is scientifically proven to work, but don't let science tell you what the facts are. Let the people themselves tell you about Craig's dieting plan:

"Yo Adrian, I did it!"- Sylvester Stallone from "Rocky"
"Do it! Do it! Do it!"- Ben Stiller from "Starsky and Hutch"
"You can do it!"- Rob Schneider from "Waterboy"
"They all did it!"- Michael McKeon (Mr. Green) from "Clue"

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In the video, we let all the short cuts, cheap tricks and secrets be known to trimming down and staying trim! No need to waste your time working out! You don't need to run, jog, skip, gallop or even walk! You can just sit on the couch, watch television and lose weight with my plan! All you need is to drink diet soda, eat low-fat foods, low-fat junk food, low-sugar sugar cookies and watch my video to find out what else you can do to look the way you've always dreamt! Lose a pound per day for as long as you use my plan, guaranteed or nothing back! Who wants to work out, eat healthy and drink only water? With Craig's dieting plan, no sacrifices need to be made on your part! Eat a whole bag of Oreos while watching "Survivor" and feel your body lose fat and gain muscle! You've never seen or felt anything like it! Call now for a special-time limited offer of Craig's dieting video for $19.95! The number is 1-800-RIPOFF! Call now!

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