I've read and heard about some pretty crazy conspiracy theories centering around President Barack Obama. The one I just read about may be the craziest. Alright, so perhaps it places second behind the theory that Obama was born from a man.
On October 11th of this year, the Republican caucus, led by majority leader Chip Rogers, held a closed-door meeting at the Georgia state Capitol. At one point during the four-hour meeting, local conservative activist Field Searcy made the following comments regarding President Obama and liberal organizations:
"They do that [use mind-control techniques] by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as 'consensive process.' But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input."
Yes, 39% of whites were mind-controlled by President Obama to vote for him, while the rest somehow weren't effected. A smaller percentage of young voters cast their ballots in favor of Obama this year than in 2008, as some were able to rid themselves of the spell then Senator Obama had placed them under. I'm now being mind-controlled by the president to stop writing this blog, for he doesn't want word to spread. I will then eat dinner, brush my teeth, shower, and watch football, for that is what the evil lord Barack Obama has controlled me to do. Whether or not I'm able to break free of these controls at any point in my future is beyond anyone's knowledge at this point, besides the president that is.
::snaps out of it::
Okay, what happened? Where was I? What was I even doing? Hmm... That's right - sometime's I wish President Obama could mind-control people like Chip Rogers and Field Searcy, so they weren't able to spout such nonsense. But then again, that'd leave me with less to write about and less of which to poke fun. So, nevermind, Mr. President. Let's permit the likes of Mr. Rogers, Mr. Searcy, and company to spread the good word of idiocy.
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover
On October 11th of this year, the Republican caucus, led by majority leader Chip Rogers, held a closed-door meeting at the Georgia state Capitol. At one point during the four-hour meeting, local conservative activist Field Searcy made the following comments regarding President Obama and liberal organizations:
"They do that [use mind-control techniques] by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a mind-control technique. It's also known as 'consensive process.' But basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the illusion of being open to public input."
Yes, 39% of whites were mind-controlled by President Obama to vote for him, while the rest somehow weren't effected. A smaller percentage of young voters cast their ballots in favor of Obama this year than in 2008, as some were able to rid themselves of the spell then Senator Obama had placed them under. I'm now being mind-controlled by the president to stop writing this blog, for he doesn't want word to spread. I will then eat dinner, brush my teeth, shower, and watch football, for that is what the evil lord Barack Obama has controlled me to do. Whether or not I'm able to break free of these controls at any point in my future is beyond anyone's knowledge at this point, besides the president that is.
::snaps out of it::
Okay, what happened? Where was I? What was I even doing? Hmm... That's right - sometime's I wish President Obama could mind-control people like Chip Rogers and Field Searcy, so they weren't able to spout such nonsense. But then again, that'd leave me with less to write about and less of which to poke fun. So, nevermind, Mr. President. Let's permit the likes of Mr. Rogers, Mr. Searcy, and company to spread the good word of idiocy.
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover
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