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Funny/Stupid Valentine's Day card

So, my girlfriend told me about a Valentine's Day card she saw yesterday, which read, "All you need is love for Valentine's Day."

In light of this bit of news, I envision the following commercial playing on the Hallmark Channel in the next 24 hours:

Narrator Alice Cooper: "What better way to tell your special lady friend she deserves love on Valentine's Day than to give her this card telling her all she needs is love on this very special day? There is no better way. While Hallmark may be saying you don't really need to buy this card, for all another needs is love, giving her this card is the very definition of love. Imagine the following scenario as it warms your hearts:"

Skeletor: "Here you are, my love." ::gives her the card::

She-Rah: "Aww, thanks, sweetie. ::reads the card - 'All you need is love for Valentine's Day':: Wait..."

Skeletor: "What? Is something wrong?"

She-Rah: "If all I need is love, why did you need to buy me this card?"

Skeletor: "Uh... S**t! ::bleep::"

Cooper: "See that? That's love right there. Open your hearts and wallets this Valentine's Day by genuinely showing you love another by buying them this card saying all they need is love. Like Skeletor, you'll all be thanking me later. You're welcome."
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