Allow me to introduce everyone to Donna Leppitt. Ms. Leppitt is a member of a fellowship called Global Awakening, and as reported by BBC, it appears as if she and many others believe they can resurrect the dead. She and others like her have yet to perfect this art, however, and the only way to do this is through more practice.
As Ms. Leppitt told the BBC, "Practice makes perfect."
Indeed it does...
It appears as if Global Awakening isn't alone in their belief that they can bring the deceased back to life. Another group, which goes by the name of Dead Raising Team, claims to have brought several people back to life and even made a film about these ventures, entitled, Deadraisers.
So, let me get this straight...
Evolution? "Didn't happen."
Homosexuality being genetic? "Not possible."
Global warming? "Not a chance."
Resurrecting people from the dead? "It happens every day..."
Take hallucinogens every day? "How did you know?!?"
Yeah... In other news, Viagra and Cialis are fighting over the rights to this new tagline for their commercials: "Help to raise it from the dead!" There has been no word yet on whether the husbands or wives came up with that line. My money is on the husbands...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/raising-the-dead-evangelical-christian-resurrections_n_4946699.html
As Ms. Leppitt told the BBC, "Practice makes perfect."
Indeed it does...
It appears as if Global Awakening isn't alone in their belief that they can bring the deceased back to life. Another group, which goes by the name of Dead Raising Team, claims to have brought several people back to life and even made a film about these ventures, entitled, Deadraisers.
So, let me get this straight...
Evolution? "Didn't happen."
Homosexuality being genetic? "Not possible."
Global warming? "Not a chance."
Resurrecting people from the dead? "It happens every day..."
Take hallucinogens every day? "How did you know?!?"
Yeah... In other news, Viagra and Cialis are fighting over the rights to this new tagline for their commercials: "Help to raise it from the dead!" There has been no word yet on whether the husbands or wives came up with that line. My money is on the husbands...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/raising-the-dead-evangelical-christian-resurrections_n_4946699.html
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