Advisor: "We're slipping in polls..."
Trump: "Fake numbers! Fake polls!"
Advisor: "Even so, we need to shake things up a bit; grab momentum; find a way to better relate to the public."
Trump: "What about that brain-worm guy?"
Advisor: "Brilliant! That's perfect!"
Trump: "Bigly"
Advisor: "Is that 'bigly' or 'big league'?"
Trump: "Yes"
Advisor: "Which one?"
Trump: "I just told you."
Advisor: "Big league?"
Trump: "Yes, but also the other one."
Advisor: "Bigly?"
Trump: "That too."
Advisor: "Wait, what?"
Trump: "So, anyway, the brain-worm guy..."
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Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).
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