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#TrumpYourThanksgiving

Due to a physical injury and boredom the other day, I decided to start my own hashtag on Twitter, #TrumpYourThanksgiving, and have a little fun with it. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trump: "I'm thankful for so many things: My foreign wives, my foreign workers, my foreign clothes, and my best friend, Vladimir Putin, or Puty as I call him. Make America great again."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
83 Likes, 39 Retweets

2) Trump: "I don't like Black Friday. It's always scared me. I think Obama invented it."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
88 Likes, 29 Retweets

3) Trump: "I tell you what, if my daughter Ivanka were a turkey, she'd be like the hottest turkey ever, believe me."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
58 Likes, 20 Retweets

4) Trump: "The first Thanksgiving I remember was when my dad gave me a very small gift of $1 million, looked me in the eyes, and said, 'Be thankful, b*tch.' True story."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
47 Likes, 16 Retweets

5) Trump: "Thanksgiving? I don't like that. Let's change it to Takingnotgiving. There, much better."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
44 Likes, 10 Retweets

6) Trump: "What is this about Black Friday? All Fridays matter!"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
41 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) Trump: "I'm not a racist, but I've never been a yuge fan of Charlie Brown. I'd like him better if he was Charlie White. Just sayin'."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
37 Likes, 12 Retweets

8) Trump: "If I have two helpings and you have three, I win, because, you know, electoral college."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
24 Likes, 8 Retweets

8) Trump: "The first turkey I'm going to free is named Eric. He's the only Eric I like, seriously."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
25 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) Trump: "Nothing says Thanksgiving like a Trump Grill taco bowl, a shot of gravy, and a KFC bucket. I love the Indians!"
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
21 Likes, 8 Retweets

10) Trump: "On this day, many years ago, the pilgrims wiped out the Nambians to give us America. Fact."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) Trump: "The only way every family is fed and happy is if you give me all the turkeys and call it turkey reform."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
24 Likes, 5 Retweets

13) Trump: "If you don't say that grace thing before eating the turkey, you're disrespecting our troops. Period."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
16 Likes, 4 Retweets

14) Trump: "When you're famous, turkeys will let you do anything. Grab 'em by the pu*sy, anything."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
14 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) Trump: "My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is, before eating, reading all of the Corinthians in that one good book: One, Two, Three, all the way up through Forty-Five."
#TrumpYourThanksgiving
13 Likes, 3 Retweets

Totals: 558 Likes, 182 Retweets (Averages of 37.2 Likes, 12.1 Retweets)
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