In Week 12 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ...the Minnesota Vikings are thankful for offsides penalties.
- ...the Buffalo Bills are thankful there's only one Nathan Peterman.
- ...the Cincinnati Bengals are thankful they play the Cleveland Browns twice a year.
- ...Michael Crabtree and Aqib Talib are thankful for the Floyd Mayweather dancing/boxing lessons they took in the offseason.
- ...the Pittsburgh Steelers are thankful the Green Bay Packers defense plays like they're more banged up than Aaron Rodgers.
- ...former Jacksonville quarterback Blaine Gabbert is thankful for the opportunity to beat the Jaguars yet again.
- ...Jeff Fisher is thankful he gave up on Jared Goff as quickly as he did.
- ...Marcus Mariota is thankful for being able to get away with gift-wrapping early Christmas presents for the Indianapolis Colts.
- ...the Oakland Raiders are thankful for the Denver Broncos insistence on playing musical chairs at the quarterback position.
- ...Jerry Jones is thankful for not a damn thing.
- ...the Minnesota Vikings are thankful for offsides penalties.
- ...the Buffalo Bills are thankful there's only one Nathan Peterman.
- ...the Cincinnati Bengals are thankful they play the Cleveland Browns twice a year.
- ...Michael Crabtree and Aqib Talib are thankful for the Floyd Mayweather dancing/boxing lessons they took in the offseason.
- ...the Pittsburgh Steelers are thankful the Green Bay Packers defense plays like they're more banged up than Aaron Rodgers.
- ...former Jacksonville quarterback Blaine Gabbert is thankful for the opportunity to beat the Jaguars yet again.
- ...Jeff Fisher is thankful he gave up on Jared Goff as quickly as he did.
- ...Marcus Mariota is thankful for being able to get away with gift-wrapping early Christmas presents for the Indianapolis Colts.
- ...the Oakland Raiders are thankful for the Denver Broncos insistence on playing musical chairs at the quarterback position.
- ...Jerry Jones is thankful for not a damn thing.
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