It's being reported that the 53-year old former American Idol judge and current X Factor judge - Simon Cowell - has impregnated Lauren Silverman, who happens to be married to Cowell's "close" friend, Andrew Silverman.
Mr. Cowell, how would you judge that bit of news?
"That was terrible, I mean just awful."
Rumor has it that Cowell will be teaming up with Dick Cheney when they go on a We're-The-Best-Friends-A-Person-Could-Ever-Have Tour, where they'll take turns shooting friends in the face and sleeping with their wives.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/simon-cowell-baby_n_3681801.html
http://www.angrysimon.com/simon_quotes.html
Mr. Cowell, how would you judge that bit of news?
"That was terrible, I mean just awful."
Rumor has it that Cowell will be teaming up with Dick Cheney when they go on a We're-The-Best-Friends-A-Person-Could-Ever-Have Tour, where they'll take turns shooting friends in the face and sleeping with their wives.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/simon-cowell-baby_n_3681801.html
http://www.angrysimon.com/simon_quotes.html
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