The Republican Party really needs to stop trying to be clever when talking about gay marriage.
They've gone the slippery-slope route: "What's next? Poly-Sci, poly-something, what is that again? Oh, Polygon-gamy, or whatever."
They've gone the don't-know-our-Bible-too-well route: "Look, just read your Bible - besides those 5-10 other kinds of marriages, the only marriage in the sacred book is between one man and one woman. The rape marriages and those concu- or porcupine marriages, I mean, they don't mean anything anymore!"
They've also gone the gross-people-out route: "So, what? If gays can marry each other now, who says I can't marry my horse? I mean, come on, people! On second thought, it's true what they say about being hung like one. Maybe I should give that some thought after all!"
Then just recently, Anthony Culler - South Carolinian challenging Representative James Clyburn for a House seat - made the following post on his Facebook page:
"Same-sex couples that seek to destroy our way of life and the institution of marriage are NOT cute and cuddly but rather (for those of you that are old enough to remember the movie), Gremlins that will only destroy our way of life. These people, like my opponent SC-6 Congressman Jim Clyburn who OPENLY supports same-sex 'marriage,' seek to destroy the traditional family and the values we cherish. For years this insidious plan has been in the works."
He also referred to the LGBT community as "bullies."
First off, bullies? Really?
African-Americans: "We feel we should have equal education and equal employment opportunities as everyone else."
Women: "We feel we should receive equal pay as men for equal work."
LGBT community: "We feel we should have the right to get married just like heterosexual couples."
Anthony Culler: "Stop your whining! Just accept your inferior statuses, move on, and allow us straight white males to continually kick you while you're down! You're all such bullies! Geez!
Secondly, Mr. Culler tries to get cute and clever with his gays-are-destroying-our-lives comparison, but based on his quote, I have to wonder if he ever saw the movie Gremlins himself - that or he's just an idiot.
So, Mr. Culler compares gays to gremlins, just like in the movie. They're not those "cute, cuddly" things, also known as Mogwais. Well, as Mr. Culler should know, in order for gremlins to come about, there have to be Mogwais present. So, in other words, according to him, the following must be true about gays:
- Gays were once cute, cuddly Mogwais. Yes, talk about babe-magnets!
- Too much light, especially sunlight, kills gays. This is why gays' theme-song, in Mr. Culler's mind, is Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night." They also dig Horatio Caine from CSI:Miami.
- If gays come in contact with water, they produce more gays. Due to this, Mr. Culler, like most other Republicans, is likely against the birth-control method known as KD (or Keeping Dry).
- Lastly, the reason gays became gremlins is because they ate after midnight. At this time, it's uncertain whether or not Mr. Culler was ever a Mogwai, but if he's ever eaten past midnight, we should all be very concerned. There's only one thing which would be even more concerning - him winning an election.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/20/calls-gay-people-gremlins_n_6017214.html
They've gone the slippery-slope route: "What's next? Poly-Sci, poly-something, what is that again? Oh, Polygon-gamy, or whatever."
They've gone the don't-know-our-Bible-too-well route: "Look, just read your Bible - besides those 5-10 other kinds of marriages, the only marriage in the sacred book is between one man and one woman. The rape marriages and those concu- or porcupine marriages, I mean, they don't mean anything anymore!"
They've also gone the gross-people-out route: "So, what? If gays can marry each other now, who says I can't marry my horse? I mean, come on, people! On second thought, it's true what they say about being hung like one. Maybe I should give that some thought after all!"
Then just recently, Anthony Culler - South Carolinian challenging Representative James Clyburn for a House seat - made the following post on his Facebook page:
"Same-sex couples that seek to destroy our way of life and the institution of marriage are NOT cute and cuddly but rather (for those of you that are old enough to remember the movie), Gremlins that will only destroy our way of life. These people, like my opponent SC-6 Congressman Jim Clyburn who OPENLY supports same-sex 'marriage,' seek to destroy the traditional family and the values we cherish. For years this insidious plan has been in the works."
He also referred to the LGBT community as "bullies."
First off, bullies? Really?
African-Americans: "We feel we should have equal education and equal employment opportunities as everyone else."
Women: "We feel we should receive equal pay as men for equal work."
LGBT community: "We feel we should have the right to get married just like heterosexual couples."
Anthony Culler: "Stop your whining! Just accept your inferior statuses, move on, and allow us straight white males to continually kick you while you're down! You're all such bullies! Geez!
Secondly, Mr. Culler tries to get cute and clever with his gays-are-destroying-our-lives comparison, but based on his quote, I have to wonder if he ever saw the movie Gremlins himself - that or he's just an idiot.
So, Mr. Culler compares gays to gremlins, just like in the movie. They're not those "cute, cuddly" things, also known as Mogwais. Well, as Mr. Culler should know, in order for gremlins to come about, there have to be Mogwais present. So, in other words, according to him, the following must be true about gays:
- Gays were once cute, cuddly Mogwais. Yes, talk about babe-magnets!
- Too much light, especially sunlight, kills gays. This is why gays' theme-song, in Mr. Culler's mind, is Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night." They also dig Horatio Caine from CSI:Miami.
- If gays come in contact with water, they produce more gays. Due to this, Mr. Culler, like most other Republicans, is likely against the birth-control method known as KD (or Keeping Dry).
- Lastly, the reason gays became gremlins is because they ate after midnight. At this time, it's uncertain whether or not Mr. Culler was ever a Mogwai, but if he's ever eaten past midnight, we should all be very concerned. There's only one thing which would be even more concerning - him winning an election.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/20/calls-gay-people-gremlins_n_6017214.html
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