Due to his "7-11 attacks" gaffe, Donald Trump was trending on Twitter yesterday (#7Eleven), so of course I to join the fun. Here are my tweets regarding the matter, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "Sarah Palin could very well be my running mate, b/c I mean, like, she can see a 7-Eleven from her house, so that's pretty special."
#7Eleven
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
2) Trump: "Not all terrorists are 7-11 masterminds, but all 7-11 masterminds are terrorists. Period. Exclamation point. Big Gulp."
#7Eleven
29 Likes, 16 Retweets
3) Trump: "I have mixed feelings about 711. It's awful about the attacks, but if I add 6 zeros, that's how much my dad loaned me."
#7Eleven
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
3) Trump: "Every year on July 11th I go to a nearby convenience store, you know, 9-Eleven. Great place. Tremendous. Unbelievable."
#7Eleven
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
5) Trump: "The 7/11 attacks were tremendous. The attackers stole some Big Gulps, broke the coffee machine. It was yuuuge. Just unbelievable."
#7Eleven
24 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) Trump: "When I'm president, I'll make Mexico pay for big beautiful walls around every 7-Eleven in this country. It's gonna be unbelievable."
#7Eleven
32 Likes, 7 Retweets
7) Trump: "When Osama Ben Ruben and al-Kaka attacked us on 7/11, they did it because they hate our country's slurpees."
#7Eleven
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) Trump: "I met Ben Carson at a 7-Eleven. He was sleepwalking with a hammer again. I think I want him to be my vice president."
#7Eleven
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) Trump: "I once saw the band 711 on 3-11 at a 9-Eleven. True story. True story."
#7Eleven
19 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Trump: "It's ironic the 7-11 attacks came just a week after Independence Day, b/c on 7-11 they tried taking away our freedom & slurpees."
#7Eleven
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
11) Trump: "I'm gonna sue 7-Eleven for false advertisement, because their Big Gulps look like Small Gulps in my big huge giant hands."
#7Eleven
22 Likes, 9 Retweets
12) Trump: "7-11 conspiracists such as myself shall be known as slurpers."
#7Eleven
18 Likes, 11 Retweets
13) Trump: "My favorite book in the Bible is Two Corinthians 7:11."
#7Eleven
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) Trump: "This keeps me up at night. If a Big Gulp falls in a 7-Eleven & only ten people are there to hear it, did it make a sound?"
#7Eleven
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
14) Trump: "Look, the real reason I'm running is to make 7-Elevens great again, & I'm gonna do that. Piece of cake, or doughnut, or whatever."
#7Eleven
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) Trump: "I think 7-11 might have been an inside job, meaning someone inside the place was working, like, you know, a cashier person guy."
#7Eleven
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Trump: "I still say it was a Bush 7-11 cover-up. Did you see all those soda bottles fall to the floor? It was like a planned demolition."
#7Eleven
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) Trump: "I hate 7-11 so much, if I were born on that day, you know, August 11th, I'd change my birthday to like July 11th instead."
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
18) Trump: "Everything about 7-11 sucks! The attacks, and whenever I call that number for an emergency, it doesn't work!"
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) Trump: "Let me tell you all something - you can't spell 'terrorist' without '7-Eleven'."
#7Eleven
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
21) Trump: "I think that FGR or whatever guy said it best, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and 7-Elevens.'"
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) Trump: "I remember where I was on 7/11 - at a Speedway convenience store place thingy."
#7Eleven
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Trump: "When I become president I'm going to cover all 7-Elevens with bacon to keep Muslims away from these terrorist joints!"
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) Trump: "If I was a 7-Eleven, I'd be the best 7-Eleven in history, folks - solid gold, the best & brightest white workers & yuuuge!"
#7Eleven
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Trump: "Kasich is such a douche for eating pizza w/a fork. Everyone knows the only thing you eat w/a fork is a 7-Eleven slurpee."
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) Trump: "If Ted Cruz was a 7-Eleven, he'd be a 7-Minus-11, because that's how many people like him. It's basic math, folks."
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) If November featured a Trump/Giuliani ticket...
Giuliani: "9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"
Trump: "7/11! 7/11! 7/11! 7/11!"
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Trump: "If 7-Eleven was based on me, it'd be called 7-Times-11, because that's how many states I'm gonna win in November. Fact."
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) Trump: "Why is 7-Eleven five words? It should be either seven or eleven words, you know? Strange, very very strange."
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
30) Trump: "If this president thing doesn't pan out, I'm gonna start a dating site, http://OK7Eleven.com . It's gonna be tremendous."
#7Eleven
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) Trump: "7-Eleven is New York values. Ted Cruz doesn't have that. He's like the French metric Canadian version of 7-Eleven. I guarantee it."
#7Eleven
2 Likes, 4 Retweets
Totals: 551 Likes, 220 Retweets (Averages of 17.8 Likes, 7.1 Retweets)
1) Trump: "Sarah Palin could very well be my running mate, b/c I mean, like, she can see a 7-Eleven from her house, so that's pretty special."
#7Eleven
36 Likes, 11 Retweets
2) Trump: "Not all terrorists are 7-11 masterminds, but all 7-11 masterminds are terrorists. Period. Exclamation point. Big Gulp."
#7Eleven
29 Likes, 16 Retweets
3) Trump: "I have mixed feelings about 711. It's awful about the attacks, but if I add 6 zeros, that's how much my dad loaned me."
#7Eleven
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
3) Trump: "Every year on July 11th I go to a nearby convenience store, you know, 9-Eleven. Great place. Tremendous. Unbelievable."
#7Eleven
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
5) Trump: "The 7/11 attacks were tremendous. The attackers stole some Big Gulps, broke the coffee machine. It was yuuuge. Just unbelievable."
#7Eleven
24 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) Trump: "When I'm president, I'll make Mexico pay for big beautiful walls around every 7-Eleven in this country. It's gonna be unbelievable."
#7Eleven
32 Likes, 7 Retweets
7) Trump: "When Osama Ben Ruben and al-Kaka attacked us on 7/11, they did it because they hate our country's slurpees."
#7Eleven
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) Trump: "I met Ben Carson at a 7-Eleven. He was sleepwalking with a hammer again. I think I want him to be my vice president."
#7Eleven
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) Trump: "I once saw the band 711 on 3-11 at a 9-Eleven. True story. True story."
#7Eleven
19 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) Trump: "It's ironic the 7-11 attacks came just a week after Independence Day, b/c on 7-11 they tried taking away our freedom & slurpees."
#7Eleven
20 Likes, 12 Retweets
11) Trump: "I'm gonna sue 7-Eleven for false advertisement, because their Big Gulps look like Small Gulps in my big huge giant hands."
#7Eleven
22 Likes, 9 Retweets
12) Trump: "7-11 conspiracists such as myself shall be known as slurpers."
#7Eleven
18 Likes, 11 Retweets
13) Trump: "My favorite book in the Bible is Two Corinthians 7:11."
#7Eleven
19 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) Trump: "This keeps me up at night. If a Big Gulp falls in a 7-Eleven & only ten people are there to hear it, did it make a sound?"
#7Eleven
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
14) Trump: "Look, the real reason I'm running is to make 7-Elevens great again, & I'm gonna do that. Piece of cake, or doughnut, or whatever."
#7Eleven
21 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) Trump: "I think 7-11 might have been an inside job, meaning someone inside the place was working, like, you know, a cashier person guy."
#7Eleven
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Trump: "I still say it was a Bush 7-11 cover-up. Did you see all those soda bottles fall to the floor? It was like a planned demolition."
#7Eleven
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
18) Trump: "I hate 7-11 so much, if I were born on that day, you know, August 11th, I'd change my birthday to like July 11th instead."
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
18) Trump: "Everything about 7-11 sucks! The attacks, and whenever I call that number for an emergency, it doesn't work!"
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
20) Trump: "Let me tell you all something - you can't spell 'terrorist' without '7-Eleven'."
#7Eleven
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
21) Trump: "I think that FGR or whatever guy said it best, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and 7-Elevens.'"
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 8 Retweets
21) Trump: "I remember where I was on 7/11 - at a Speedway convenience store place thingy."
#7Eleven
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
23) Trump: "When I become president I'm going to cover all 7-Elevens with bacon to keep Muslims away from these terrorist joints!"
#7Eleven
12 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) Trump: "If I was a 7-Eleven, I'd be the best 7-Eleven in history, folks - solid gold, the best & brightest white workers & yuuuge!"
#7Eleven
10 Likes, 5 Retweets
24) Trump: "Kasich is such a douche for eating pizza w/a fork. Everyone knows the only thing you eat w/a fork is a 7-Eleven slurpee."
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) Trump: "If Ted Cruz was a 7-Eleven, he'd be a 7-Minus-11, because that's how many people like him. It's basic math, folks."
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 4 Retweets
26) If November featured a Trump/Giuliani ticket...
Giuliani: "9/11! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"
Trump: "7/11! 7/11! 7/11! 7/11!"
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Trump: "If 7-Eleven was based on me, it'd be called 7-Times-11, because that's how many states I'm gonna win in November. Fact."
#7Eleven
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) Trump: "Why is 7-Eleven five words? It should be either seven or eleven words, you know? Strange, very very strange."
#7Eleven
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
30) Trump: "If this president thing doesn't pan out, I'm gonna start a dating site, http://OK7Eleven.com . It's gonna be tremendous."
#7Eleven
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) Trump: "7-Eleven is New York values. Ted Cruz doesn't have that. He's like the French metric Canadian version of 7-Eleven. I guarantee it."
#7Eleven
2 Likes, 4 Retweets
Totals: 551 Likes, 220 Retweets (Averages of 17.8 Likes, 7.1 Retweets)
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