After hearing Sarah Palin's ridiculous Bill Nye comments, she started trending on Twitter, so I decided to join the fun. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) BREAKING NEWS: "Sarah Palin will soon be hosting a new reality series, aptly titled, 'The Science of Stupid'."
#SarahPalin
47 Likes, 13 Retweets
2) Palin: "I don't like that scientist Tyson guy. What's his name? Mike? Anyway, it's like he talks down to you- so comprehending!"
#SarahPalin
32 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) Palin: "Better education/more contraception means fewer abortions & I'm against abortion, so I'm against those things. Science."
#SarahPalin
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
4) Palin: "Okay, Mr. Nye, if you're so smart, what's poli-sci? A scientific bird? What about sci-fi? Is that like WTF, LOL or OMG?"
#SarahPalin
21 Likes, 14 Retweets
5) Palin: "I totally love science. For example, did you know I can see Antarctica from Alaska while blindfolded? That's science, people!"
#SarahPalin
20 Likes, 10 Retweets
6) Palin: "I'm a scientist just like Nye. My favorite science thingy is Eisenhouse's E (which is 2) equals 19 squared or something like that."
#SarahPalin
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
7) Deep thoughts with Sarah Palin
"Ein who? Oh yeah! Well, let me tell ya, I'm just as much a physical-ist person as that Alfart Einwhatever!"
#SarahPalin
18 Likes, 7 Retweets
8) Palin: "I've boycotted the show Big Bang Theory, b/c it's wrong for people to do theories about those they really want to bang."
#SarahPalin
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
9) Palin: "My favorite element is nitrogen, or H20, b/c it was part of my cheerleading audition in high school. H-2-O! Ni-tro-gen!"
#SarahPalin
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
9) Palin: "Bill Nye the what guy? Science? Naw, more like Bill Nye the something that isn't science guy! Trademark that! You betcha!"
#SarahPalin
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
11) Palin: "Sure, Aldred Einstein was smart, but you know what would have made him even smarter? To be named Track or Trig."
#SarahPalin
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) Palin: "My favorite song of all time has to be 'She Blinded Me With Silence'."
#SarahPalin
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) Palin: "What's my favorite science? Oh, all of 'em, including that conscience deal."
#SarahPalin
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) Palin: "I'm the queen of scientists, for you can't spell 'science' without 'thanks, but no thanks'."
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
14) Palin: "It's like Trump said that one time, all the science I need is in the book of '2 Corinthians'."
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) Palin: "There's a reason why 'science' rhymes with 'Reince' (Priebus), because the founder of science, Mr. Science, was a Republican. Fact!"
#SarahPalin
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Palin: "Sure, I'm a scientist. My favorite saying is: 'Your science is deafening.'"
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 308 Likes, 103 Retweets (Averages of 18.1 Likes, 6.1 Retweets)
1) BREAKING NEWS: "Sarah Palin will soon be hosting a new reality series, aptly titled, 'The Science of Stupid'."
#SarahPalin
47 Likes, 13 Retweets
2) Palin: "I don't like that scientist Tyson guy. What's his name? Mike? Anyway, it's like he talks down to you- so comprehending!"
#SarahPalin
32 Likes, 15 Retweets
3) Palin: "Better education/more contraception means fewer abortions & I'm against abortion, so I'm against those things. Science."
#SarahPalin
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
4) Palin: "Okay, Mr. Nye, if you're so smart, what's poli-sci? A scientific bird? What about sci-fi? Is that like WTF, LOL or OMG?"
#SarahPalin
21 Likes, 14 Retweets
5) Palin: "I totally love science. For example, did you know I can see Antarctica from Alaska while blindfolded? That's science, people!"
#SarahPalin
20 Likes, 10 Retweets
6) Palin: "I'm a scientist just like Nye. My favorite science thingy is Eisenhouse's E (which is 2) equals 19 squared or something like that."
#SarahPalin
24 Likes, 5 Retweets
7) Deep thoughts with Sarah Palin
"Ein who? Oh yeah! Well, let me tell ya, I'm just as much a physical-ist person as that Alfart Einwhatever!"
#SarahPalin
18 Likes, 7 Retweets
8) Palin: "I've boycotted the show Big Bang Theory, b/c it's wrong for people to do theories about those they really want to bang."
#SarahPalin
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
9) Palin: "My favorite element is nitrogen, or H20, b/c it was part of my cheerleading audition in high school. H-2-O! Ni-tro-gen!"
#SarahPalin
17 Likes, 3 Retweets
9) Palin: "Bill Nye the what guy? Science? Naw, more like Bill Nye the something that isn't science guy! Trademark that! You betcha!"
#SarahPalin
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
11) Palin: "Sure, Aldred Einstein was smart, but you know what would have made him even smarter? To be named Track or Trig."
#SarahPalin
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) Palin: "My favorite song of all time has to be 'She Blinded Me With Silence'."
#SarahPalin
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) Palin: "What's my favorite science? Oh, all of 'em, including that conscience deal."
#SarahPalin
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) Palin: "I'm the queen of scientists, for you can't spell 'science' without 'thanks, but no thanks'."
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
14) Palin: "It's like Trump said that one time, all the science I need is in the book of '2 Corinthians'."
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
16) Palin: "There's a reason why 'science' rhymes with 'Reince' (Priebus), because the founder of science, Mr. Science, was a Republican. Fact!"
#SarahPalin
6 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Palin: "Sure, I'm a scientist. My favorite saying is: 'Your science is deafening.'"
#SarahPalin
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 308 Likes, 103 Retweets (Averages of 18.1 Likes, 6.1 Retweets)
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