The Top Ten Most Profound Statements A Donald Trump Supporter Frightened Of Bernie Sanders Rallies Has Said In His Lifetime
The Top Ten Most Profound Statements A Donald Trump Supporter Frightened Of Bernie Sanders Rallies Has Said In His Lifetime
10) "Some people may lay outside or go to the tanning booths, but when I want to get a nice summer tan, I play video games in the basement for a few hours."
9) "Why, when standing on top of this ladder, do I feel shorter?"
8) "While most everyone learns to read, you can't read to learn, because words are stupid."
7) "The best way to get and feel nice and clean is slip 'n' sliding in the mud."
6) "There's nothing quite like putting your head in the freezer when you're cold and want to warm up!"
5) "Since they were real little, I've always told my kids, 'The best way to dry off is by taking a nice long shower.'"
4) "When I'm in a big hurry and am running late for something, instead of taking my car, I pretend to do the hurdles while wearing ice skates."
3) "The first and most important rule to not get shot by a gun is to put your mouth over it and give the shooter the thumb's up signal with both hands."
2) "If you wanna give a great speech, you have to always remember three things: 1) Maintain good eye contact, 2) Enunciate your words, and 3) Make sure your mouth is closed at all times."
1) (drum roll) "Silence is truly golden only when Donald Trump is screaming at protesters."
10) "Some people may lay outside or go to the tanning booths, but when I want to get a nice summer tan, I play video games in the basement for a few hours."
9) "Why, when standing on top of this ladder, do I feel shorter?"
8) "While most everyone learns to read, you can't read to learn, because words are stupid."
7) "The best way to get and feel nice and clean is slip 'n' sliding in the mud."
6) "There's nothing quite like putting your head in the freezer when you're cold and want to warm up!"
5) "Since they were real little, I've always told my kids, 'The best way to dry off is by taking a nice long shower.'"
4) "When I'm in a big hurry and am running late for something, instead of taking my car, I pretend to do the hurdles while wearing ice skates."
3) "The first and most important rule to not get shot by a gun is to put your mouth over it and give the shooter the thumb's up signal with both hands."
2) "If you wanna give a great speech, you have to always remember three things: 1) Maintain good eye contact, 2) Enunciate your words, and 3) Make sure your mouth is closed at all times."
1) (drum roll) "Silence is truly golden only when Donald Trump is screaming at protesters."
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