At a New York City town hall on Thursday, Donald Trump celebrated National High Five Day by high-fiving a supporter's 5-year-old boy, Stubby McSnots, after vaguely answering her question about whether or not North Korea was north or south of South Korea. When Trump hunched over and stuck out his right hand to be slapped by the boy, due to the size of the GOP front-runner's hands, Stubby reached out with two fingers in order to complete the process. When I later asked Stubby why he did that, here's how he responded:
"He has tiny hands. They're the size of my matchbox smart cars. I was gonna ask if he wanted to do a thumb-war, but that wouldn't have been fair, since my thumb is the size of his hand, you know?"
After getting relentlessly mocked about the incident on Twitter, Trump released the following statement:
"Look, you can all have your fun, but we all know that cameras add five pounds to kids' hands and take away five pounds from my hands. It's science, people. Speaking of science, I know a guy who knows a guy who had this friend who had a third cousin who did this study one time which said the smaller one's hands appear on camera, the bigger one's sausage is, if you know what I mean. They don't call me little smoky for nothing, folks. It's yuuuge!"
In light of this incident, anti-Trump protesters nationwide now provide one another with the peace sign to symbolize giving the GOP front-runner a high-five.
"He has tiny hands. They're the size of my matchbox smart cars. I was gonna ask if he wanted to do a thumb-war, but that wouldn't have been fair, since my thumb is the size of his hand, you know?"
After getting relentlessly mocked about the incident on Twitter, Trump released the following statement:
"Look, you can all have your fun, but we all know that cameras add five pounds to kids' hands and take away five pounds from my hands. It's science, people. Speaking of science, I know a guy who knows a guy who had this friend who had a third cousin who did this study one time which said the smaller one's hands appear on camera, the bigger one's sausage is, if you know what I mean. They don't call me little smoky for nothing, folks. It's yuuuge!"
In light of this incident, anti-Trump protesters nationwide now provide one another with the peace sign to symbolize giving the GOP front-runner a high-five.
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