The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received the following couple of comments on episode 171 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'World Ain't Round') parody based on the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')": - "Hahahhahahhahaaa" - "👏Brilliant 👏 Perfect subject to parody for a Muse song." The song can be found/heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 171: "World Ain't Round" (parody based on the Muse song, "Won't Stand Down") Premiere Date: 1/20/2022 Length: 3:25 (325 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/ Transcript:  "World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down") I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll   I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, who appears to be on something   Worl...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'World Ain't Round' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')" is now available! The song can be found/heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/ Here are the lyrics: "World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down") I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll   I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head So back to YouTube, with some sc...

I just received the following comment on my recent anti-vaxxer parody, "On the Wrong Side" (to the tune of "Mr. Brightside"): - " 😂 😂 😂 Hilarious!!!!" The song can be found/heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/on-the-wrong-side-parody-based-on-the-killers-song-mr-brightside/ #Parody #Snark

I've received the following comments on episode 170 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'On the Wrong Side' (parody based off The Killers song, 'Mr. Brightside')": - "💗" - "I'm totally humming along. Love it." - "Haha!" - "Brilliant!" - "I sang along to it! LOL!" - "👍" - "Fantastic." - "Yes Another new one! 👍" The song can be found/heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/on-the-wrong-side-parody-based-on-the-killers-song-mr-brightside/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 170: "On the Wrong Side" (parody based off The Killers "Mr. Brightside") Premiere Date: 1/15/2022 Length: 3:37 (284 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/on-the-wrong-side-parody-based-on-the-killers-song-mr-brightside/ Transcript:  "The Wrong Side" (to the tune of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside") Heading to ICU They think they’re doing just fine Getting a tube pushed down ‘Cause they can’t breathe at all It all started with a sniff Was like their nostrils kissed, but It was only a sniff It was only a sniff They just came back from church Decided to get weird They were both still virgins And just learned abstinence So they got into bed Too prude to kiss, so they Went nostril to nostril And they started to sniff Hard They transferred COVID Hard With no shot Without med school Without degrees Know more than doctors Immunity Achieved with bleach, not vaccines Lights in butts – the w...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'On the Wrong Side' (parody based off The Killers' 'Mr. Brightside')" is now available! The episode can be found/heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/on-the-wrong-side-parody-based-on-the-killers-song-mr-brightside/ Here are the lyrics: "The Wrong Side" (to the tune of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside") Heading to ICU They think they’re doing just fine Getting a tube pushed down ‘Cause they can’t breathe at all It all started with a sniff Was like their nostrils kissed, but It was only a sniff It was only a sniff They just came back from church Decided to get weird They were both still virgins And just learned abstinence So they got into bed Too prude to kiss, so they Went nostril to nostril And they started to sniff Hard They transferred COVID Hard With no shot Without med school Without degrees Know more than doctors Immunity Ach...

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In Week 18 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., even when by his lonesome self, Brandon Staley isn't the smartest person in the room. - ..., giving up the #1 draft pick in the process, even when the Lions win, they find a way to lose. - ..., in getting fired after closing the season 8-1 after a 1-7 start, Brian Flores has proven there is such a thing as CWB (Coaching While Black). - ..., when given the option of "playing to win" or "playing not to lose," Brandon Staley thinks outside the box and plays to lose. - ..., as Carson Wentz proved on Sunday in his team's playoff-denying loss, one often unmentioned side-effect of COVID is playing like horseshit against the Jacksonville Jaguars. - ..., when Brandon Staley hits 21 in Blackjack, he tells the dealer to hit him. - ...Antonio Brown is set to become the first contestant to participate in "Dancing With the Stars" with a pair of broken ankles, two arm-casts, and a neck brace. - ..., due to h...

In Week 17 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., from this point forward, whenever workers plan to stage a walkout, they'll refer to it as AB Day. - ..., when the season's over, Baker Mayfield will undoubtedly get a part in a "Monty Python" stage play, where he'll be decked out in a full-body cast and repeatedly say, "Tis but a scratch." - ...it's always a Chase with Ja'Marr, because nobody can catch him. - ...the fact Aaron Rodgers reads Ayn Rand books will be the least surprising thing until it's revealed Dr. Rodgers has middle fingers tattooed all over his body. - ...the New York Giants are so bad, they make the New York Jets look mediocre. - ...it's being rumored the Washington Football Team (WFT) will announce that their new nickname is the Admirals. Disappointing, as I was truly hoping they'd refer to themselves as WTF WFT?!? - ...the Carolina/New Orleans game was such a dud, even Rip Van Winkle was calling it a "snoo...

I just learned of the awful, tragic news that a former high school classmate and friend of mine passed away on Christmas night, after battling brain cancer for 3 years. She was just 40 years old.  It's come to my attention that she was heavily involved with BrainTumor.org, an organization whose mission it is to fund research to prevent any victims of brain cancer in the future. Cancer isn't a partisan issue. We've all unfortunately been affected by it at some point or another, and this sad trend will continue until we find a cure. Cancer isn't prejudice; it affects all age groups, races, genders, orientations, etc. This is one time where we can all come together to support a common cause and hopefully be able to finally put an end to this horrific, heart-wrenching, debilitating disease. Please, if you have $1, $5, $10, or more to spare, donate to this cause, so that we can finally say cancer won't kill us, for we killed cancer. - https://secure.braintumor.org/site/D...

In Week 16 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...the Cowboys' beat-down of the Washington Football Team (WFT) was so bad, WFT has been forced to drop the "F" from its name. - ..., if things continue at their current pace, the New Orleans Saints will start left guard Calvin Throckmorton behind center next week. - ...the Carolina Panthers have successfully disproven one-third of Flonase, for the combination of Cam Newton and Sam Darnold has shown that 2 really isn't greater than 1. - ...the Los Angeles Chargers are less predictable than a David Lynch film set in Nebraska during tornado season. - ..., if Baker Mayfield had one more pick against the Green Bay Packers on Saturday, he would have had a handful of snot. - ..., due to their game on Sunday, police officers will now tell drivers to utter the phrase "Sucky Seahawks collapse in snowy Seattle on Sunday" five times fast when giving sobriety tests. - ...the only people who cared about the Detroit/Atlant...

In Week 15 of the NFL season I learned that... - ...Brandon Staley's TikTok password is "GoForIt." - ...Kliff Kingsbury needs to go back to college almost as much as Urban Meyer needs a punching bag for his feet. - ...Urban Meyer's happy place is an underground fiery pit he calls heaven. - ..., if winning ugly were a beauty pageant, the Pittsburgh Steelers would be Miss Philippines. - ..., with or without Bourbon, the Jacksonville Jaguars will lose. - ..., after watching the Atlanta Falcons quarterback run, it's only a matter of time before we see the sequel to "The Tortoise and the Hare" on the bookshelves - titled, "The Sloth and the Ryan." - ..., against the rest of the league, Tom Brady proves 40 is the new 20, but against the New Orleans Saints, he shows it's possible for 40 to be the new 70. - ..., after reporting that 20+ players of theirs had contracted COVID, the Washington Football Team will now be nicknamed the Washington Outbrea...

In Week 14 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ..., following his handshake with former assistant Mike Vrabel, the phrase "resting bitch face" will now be known as "resting Urban face." - ...Kyler Murray is in love, for from the first to the last play of the game on Monday night, he was falling for Aaron Donald. - ..., according to Cris Collinsworth, Aaron Rodgers is the most honest person of the year. With that kind of rationale, Cris Collinsworth has been named the sexiest person of the year. - ...Cam Newton is like "The Sixth Sense" of quarterbacks. He's good the first time, but quickly loses his appeal the second go-round, and this time, Haley Joel Osment sees old people. - ...COVID is so bad, Aaron Rodgers is being called upon to be everyone's team doctor. - ..., as OBJ did his touchdown dance celebration, it's been reported that 4 out of every 5 cops watching the game drew their weapons, as they thought an unarmed black man had just ar...

On October 21st of this year, I wrote a blog titled, "Common Sense Trumps Analytics," where I criticized NFL coaches for obsessing over the analytics spreadsheet; treating it like a Bible; and using it as an excuse if things go awry - even when the decision made absolute no sense whatsoever. Well, two Hall-of-Fame coaches have just chimed in on the subject, and guess what? They completely agree with me. Two-time Super Bowl-winning coach Bill Parcells said on the subject: "This analytics stuff, I don't care for it. This is a 'get-off-my-lawn' guy talking. When you start talking about analytics, everybody's an expert. I saw this happen in boxing when they came up with the CompuBox - this guy had so many punches and so many power-punches, so therefore he should win the fight. It made everybody an expert. In reality, there's more criteria than just punching. Like ring gamesmanship. When I was coaching, I went for it on fourth down quite a bit. I wasn'...

College GameDay analysts - Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit in particular - have been none too kind to the Cincinnati Bearcats this season. UC, of the American Athletic Conference, finished the season 13-0 and became the first group-of-5 team to get invited to the college football playoff.  What was Herbstreit's initial reaction? On ESPN's selection special, he said this: "But I'm confused. What about that narrative that the Group of Five wasn't allowed to get in? I heard there was a lot of buzz out there that the committee would never put a Group of Five (team) in. It's weird. They must not have gotten that rule." After receiving backlash for his comment, he doubled-down on Twitter with this post: "After SEVEN years of b*tching and complaining from a vocal minority that the CFP system is rigged and the 'small guy' will NEVER GET A CHANCE-haven't heard much from ya last couple days. Everything okay? What's the next conspiracy theory?? Can...

Tis the season to give, carol, drink eggnog, donate, be merry, all that crap. Oh, I forgot one, it's also the season to lie. As children, we're often told a story of a jolly, bearded, obese man named Santa Claus and, if we're good, he'll provide us with presents under a tree within our homesteads in the wee morning hours on Christmas Day, but if we're bad, may just place coal in our stockings. Then a few years down the road, if we haven't figured it out already, we're informed that the story isn't actually true. Okay, so my son is now 3, and I've decided I will not be sharing the big lie with him, for several reasons. 1) Trust. I don't want to lie to him. I want him to trust me. Some say, "Oh, it's just Santa. It's a harmless little lie." No it isn't. Studies have fairly consistently shown that kids who are taught the big lie by their parents are more inclined to be liars themselves when they grow to be adults. They're a...

Interesting story. Yesterday, I stumbled upon a recent Upworthy article, which shared actor Wil Wheaton's response to a question about whether we can separate artists from their art. As long-time readers should know, I've consistently spoken in favor of separating artists from their art. If a work of art positively affects a person, why should said person feel shame if the artist is a criminal or just simply an a$$hole? Given this, I was pleasantly surprised to hear Wheaton's take.  He said: "I have been precisely where you are, right now. In fact, we were just talking about this a few days ago, as it relates to a guy who wrote a ton of music that was PROFOUND to me when I was a teenager. He wrote about being lonely and feeling unloved, and all the things I was feeling as a teenager. He grew up to be a reprehensible bigot, and for years I couldn't listen to one of the most important bands in my life anymore. But this week, someone pointed out that he was one membe...

I just received the following comment on episode 168 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Karen Rodgers Has a Dream": "Craig, this is great. King of Snark! Sorry it took me so long to get around to listening! I cracked up on 'vaccines all kill, we've all had them...do the math!'" The episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/karen-rodgers-has-a-dream/

In Week 13 of the NFL season, I learned that... - ...there are three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and Andy Reid winning after bye weeks. - ...the Detroit Lions have proven, if you believe in yourself, and are facing a prevent defense in a goal-to-go situation, anything is possible. - ..., if Santa really is the ultimate gift-giver, he is in fact black, and goes by the name Lamar Jackson. - ...Joe Mixon even fumbles in touch-football. - ..., based on their performance Sunday night against the Denver Broncos, it's become apparent the Kansas City Chiefs receivers are serious investors in Butterfingers. - ..., given his seeming obsession with "Top Gun," the question now is, "Will the Philadelphia Eagles quarterback wind up being Maverick Minshew or Goose Minshew?" Too soon? - ..., since it was the Green Bay Packers' bye-week, this was the only week of the season where Dr. Aaron Rodgers only passed COVID on Sunday. - ..., if Jimmy Garoppolo starred in a porn...